Ladies will tell you that
their man is not good in bed.
Sister, please try doing it on the floor.
You might get it right

If your BAE wants your Facebook password don’t hesitate to give them.
They will probably find what they’re looking for

WHO IS THE MOST STUPID?
PETER: “I want my money now!”
JOHN: “I will kill myself so that I won’t pay
you”. he pulled a gun and shot himself
dead​
PETER: “Hahaha… If you think u’ll get away
with my money u r wrong, I will follow u
until u pay me!”. he takes the gun and
shot himself dead as well.​
JAMES was watching from a distance he
laughed and said: “These guys are funny, I
must watch this till the end”… *he also took
the gun and killed himself!
Do you want to know how it ended? You
know what to do…

Tjo! “You want your girlfriend to kill me
” this is how girls ask if you’ single

You wanna know how being married feels like? . .
Okay delete all songs and leave one,
then listen to it all day…Everyday

My brother , don’t feel bad if girls doesn’t reply to your inboxes .
Most of them can’t read

If you shave your eyebrows completely and
draw them with a pencil again..
Dont ask for any money from us to do your hair..
Just shave it completely and draw your weave of your dream…

Relationship stress can make you iron all your clothes
And when you done you realize you didn’t plug the iron

that moment when you just lost a fight.
And when u get home You start thinking about
all The kung fu moves
You Could done

Remember back when you were a kid and you thought your 25 year old unemployed cousin wasn’t serious about life?

Look at you now!

ME: Babe, which letter does the word “Tuesday” end with?
.
HER: Y
.
ME: I just wanna know

Ladies, when men inbox you, you must know the only word that is truthful is “Hie”. Then the rest is all lies.

When they answer the phone
white’s: Hello !!
BLACK’S: YELLOW !! ..

Yesterday, my pressing iron broke down. I
went to the neighbours and asked them
for
their iron. They told me to come and iron
in
their house or forget about it. I went and
ironed without arguing. This morning they
also came to ask me for a broom. I also
told
them to come and sweep at my house or
forget about it. Now they are angry. Did I
do
anything wrong?
People are ungrateful

Men are very selective with who they
spend on. The same man who you think is
broke and stingy is making it rain for
another girl.

Stop making people feel ashamed for not
going to church. Respect other people’s
beliefs and laziness.