Little Jack was filling a hole in the garden when his neighbour looked over the fence and asked, “What are you doing here, son?” “I’ve just buried my goldfish; it died” replied Little Jack tearfully. “That is a mighty large hole you dug for a goldfish” said the neighbour.Patting down the last bit of earth, Little Jack said, “That’s because my goldfish is inside your stupid cat !”

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was one problem. The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show “Look, it’s not the same hat!” or, “Look, he’s hiding the flowers under the table,” or “Hey, all the cards the ace of spades?” The magician was furious, but couldn’t do anything. It was, after all, the captain’s parrot. Then the ship sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then another and then another.
Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back and said,
“OK, I give up. Where’s the ship?”

Nyaa married a good looking lady,
and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules.

“I’ll be home when I want,
if I want,
what time I want,
and I don’t expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table,
unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner.
I’ll go hunting,
fishing,
boozing,
and card playing when I want with my old buddies,
and don’t you give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules.
Any comments?”

His new bride said,
“No, that’s fine with me.
Just understand that there will be sex here
at seven o’clock every night,
whether you’re here or not.”

One word for the bride?

All Those Who Used To Cover Their Papers During Exams In School ,
Are You Billionaires Now?

Why do people that are dating our exes think we hate them?

We just thought that we must just give you leftovers

Some boys Being dumped by a girl you love and
you don’t know what to say to change her mind,
you end up saying stuff like..
.
“Babe, I’m pregnant!

My sister u have an expensive phone but you still post ugly pics
Whats the purpose of buying an expensive phone
My sister edit those pics u can’t afford to be ugly offline and online

My wife showed me a good time last night.

Photos of me when I was single.

The meeting of Zuma and Muswati has reminded me of a former Russian president called Prasvilodiskyovach Petrovzilizevisky….. I know you have skipped the name so I will stop my story there. I dont like laziness

I passed by an atm and saw the guy who owes me R1600 in the queue and then when he saw me approach him he was like is this the taxi rank asking people around him

I never understand why ladies switch off lights, draw curtains, lock doors to dress up and later come out half naked.
But my sister why??😂😂😂😂
Ladies……..

those chicks in high school that no one wanted to date or talk to be looking fine asf today😳🤤 meanwhile the popular bitches have 3 or 4 kids and are shaped like sponge bob

Put your phone on airplane mode before going to bed ….. .
Vodacom will still bill you for that flight you booked.
You think you’re clever neh..

Boss; Where were u born?
Me : In South Africa
Boss: Which part?
Me : What do u mean Which part?
My whole body was born in South Africa.

She Was My Crush Until She Posted, “I’m
Cooking Pastor, Soap And Miss Meat for
launch then
Rise and Bins for sleep “

A white lady and a black guy were having a
drink at a bar,
Later that night the lady whispered to the
guy, “let’s go to my place”
At the woman’s place they started kissing
and undressing.
The lady was deep in the mood and
whispered to the black guy in a sexy voice,
” tie me on the bed and do what you black
guys do BEST! !!”
The guy tied her on the bed and ran away
with
TV, money, laptop, Fridge.
Aaaaaaa yaaaaa
Africa got talent! !!!