I am thinking of creating a social network, I’ll name it *”FINGER”* ..
So people will be like;
l”ll FINGER you when i get home.
” Ladies will be like, hey Cinderella why didn’t you finger me last night. Oh Catherine
I was fingering you but you did not respond
Guys will be like, let me know once you are free, so i can finger you.
stop looking at me like that 😕 It’s Just an idea…
What do u think?😒
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😋
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Stop taking pictures with people’s cars and at people’s gate,
your village people will kill you for nothing thinking you have made it in life.
👂👂👂👂😅😅😅
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I gave up on life when I picked up my girlfriend’s phone and saw my contact name saved as, *”School Fees”!*
😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
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To all ladies if you like a guy, approach him, he won’t say no.
They are all cheap
Starting with me.
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
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*Just because i told her,” feel free and enjoy at home,”
she is now frying 12 eggs, ladies na wicked 🤔🤔*
😨😨😨😨
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I was in the market today when someone cover my eyes from behind
and ask me to guess who he was,
I guess for over 30minutes and decided to remove his hand …..
behold was a mad man come see marathon🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂😂😂😂😂
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Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke,
does not cheat and also Does not exist
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Did anyone notice that studying is a mixture of study and dying
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I have never seen a Pregnant Chinese Woman……Have you?
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Ask your girlfriend to send you the text/photo you sent her yesterday… If she says I deleted it..
Deport
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Dear group members, please decrease the brightness of your mobile phones. The group’s electricity bill has increased too much this month
Thanks for your understanding.
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I can remove your sadness and your clothes
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40 And 42 Are Both 40,
I Mean 42 Is Fourty – Too
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dancing in front of the mirror is fun
not until someone saw you.
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5 ways to keep your man happy
1. Respect him
2. Give him your facebook code
3. Always listen to him even though its crap
4. Let him watch soccer instead of going out
And last but not least…
5. ARRIVE NAKED!!
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*American guy’s wallet:*
1. Dollar bills,
2. ID card and
3. Credit Cards
*#African guy’s wallet:*
1. Condoms,
2. Expired ATM Cards,
3. National id,
4.betting papers,
5. toothpicks etc
*#American lady’s handbag:*
1. Money,
2. some chocolate, 3. Credit card,
4. Apartment keys.
*#African Lady’s handbag:*
1. Comb,
2. pad,
3. Morning after pills
4. dress,
5. makeup kit,
6. mirror,
7. smart phone charger
8. roll of toilet paper
9. coins for change
10. Power bank
😂😂😂 😂
So touching true…
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