I don’t care if I dream about it or not,
cheating is cheating.
When I dream that you cheated,
when I wake up it’s over between us

That moment when you are chilling with bae💏 and her phone📱 rings. Before answering the call, she stares at you while lowering the volume. My brother just know that your assistant is phoning😝.

Just ask her to do you a huge favour to put it on loud-speaker🔊. Her reply will tell you more about the call.

Try it and you will thank me later

Teacher: What are ethics?
Juan: Ma’am! Ethics are cousin of ducks.

I’ve Never Seen An Ambulance At The Petrol Station
Do Those Vehicle’s Use Blood?

wo years ago I asked my friend to
get me my crush’s number because
I was too shy to ask her myself
.
Their wedding is on next weekend

Teacher : Themba what do you want to be in life ?
Themba : a multi billionaire businessman
Teacher : Bontle ?
Bontle : i want to be Themba’s wife

WHO TO DATE?

1. If you want a romantic poor guy date a VENDA guy

2. If you want true love and someone who will rather have Aids with you than leave you,
date a Ndebele guy from Pretoria, Mams or Pheli

3. If you want a man with a big d*ck like a R25.00 wors n know how to use it then date Shangaan men.

4. If you want a man who does not mind spending money on you get a Tswana man from Rustenburg.

5. If you want your son to be a taxi driver/que marshall then date a Zulu guy.

6. If you want your son/daugter to be a good attorney and a good liar then surely date a Xhosa man.

7. If you want to be in an abusive relatioship dont hesitate the road is simple go to Eldos’ and date Coloured’s.

8. If you want to spend most of the times craving for sex and getting it once in three weeks, date any Mzalwane guy.

9. if you want to have a man with a high sex drive date a ZCC man

10. If you don’t want to run out of chili spices then surely date Indian men from Durban .

11. If you want your son to be stupid and expect the world not to notice it then date a Pedi guy from any place that starts with Ga-. (e.g. Ga-Maja)

12. If you want to spend lots of money in your life and being listed on ITC then date an Afrikaner

13. If you want to stay with the stolen goods date a zimbabwean boy

14. If you want to date the african mafia date Nigerian boy

15. If you want to stay with a man who will leave you the whole weekend and come back when you ask he only says ‘Angati’ .. Go for a Swazi guy

16. If you want a “vat en set” guy for life, date any guy driving golf in Gauteng, preferably Soweto, Alex and Tembisa

17. If you want to be married and stay in the back room at your hubby’s home date Mohlakeng, Carltonville mamelodi,pheli and Kagiso guy..

WHO ARE YOU DATING?
ITS NOT PERSONAL

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The driver says “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
The woman moves to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to Nyaa, who was next to her in the bus,
“the driver just insulted me.”
Nyaa says “You go up there and give that stupid driver a big slap.
Go on madam, I’ll help you hold your monkey for you”

For it is written He who looks at a woman lustfully
has already committed adultery​ “..
Similarly as we enter this cold season…
He who looks at soap and water
lustfully has already bathed!

Today i was a hero😉
⤵
I rescued a beer that was trapped in a bottle

In a clinic you will que until
you forget what your sickness is

Mother in law asks her son’s wife:
“why all the children don’t resemble their father?”
She replies: “What i have in between my legs is a
reproductive system, not a photocopying machine

I remember my father once caught me
watching etv Porn back in 2007 and
I pretended to be asleep.
My family tried to wake me up for 3days

Me : How much is the taxi fare
Taxi driver:R10
Me : For my bags
Taxi driver :they are free
Me : take the bags I’ll walk

I bought a Power Bank for a cheap price of R90
at the Chinese shop.
I was so happy until my phone
started charging the Power bank

I just like it when these pretty boys,
become gays.
That means more girls for us