If You Girlfriend Comes Home Late.. After School Hours & Tells You That
” Today At School We Had Fun..
Brother She’s Cheating On You..
There’s Nothing Fun At School..Trust Me

Kidnapper : I will rape you all..!
Grand child : you can rape me but please leave my grandmother alone
Grandmother : leave who? For what? War is war! everyone must face the consequences

Rihanna : Shine Bright Like A Diamond
– Albert Einstein : Diamond Don’t Shine idiot 😡 , They Reflect

If you’re a girl and you don’t have stretch marks,
sorry we can’t date . I don’t date immature girls😐

Girls love to hear “Baby I’m coming to fetch you” 😍😍
Eseng bo “Gao fetsa go fologa otsamaye straight otla bona shopo ya makula e Red , o jikele ka mo left o tla mpona ka skipa sa spiderman” 😂😂😂

” The Moment” Is When You Join A Group Called..
👇
” Single ☝ And Searching 🔍”
.
And Find That Your Main Bae Is The Admin

If you share this post,
Your crush will send you a message

Do you still remember when you were chilling with your ex
giving your unborn babies names?😂😅

Yey don’t scroll down, I’m talking to you

These 3 weeks infant is annoying.
She’s crying from hunger,
but she refuses to eat fat cakes 😥

Me:too hot
Her: oh thanks
Me: wat for mina im referring to the sun

When they say, Behind Every Successful Man there is a Woman.
They mean His Mother
Not you

I remember sitting in class during my final year in varsity and
thinking to myself that everyone in this class
wants to be an economist and I just wanna rap

Introduce your boyfriend to your parents,
not to us on Facebook.
We promote breakups here. Is it clear?

At What Age Did You Realize That
“BAE” Simply Means “Bill And Expenses