South Africa is not going forward because we still have people
who smell their armpits to decide if they will bath or not.
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My relatives: When are you getting married?
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Me: On my wedding day!
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So this girl knows her boyfriend’s passwords for everything ,
the nigga cheated and the girl de-registered the guy from varsity
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When you thought your crush texted you
But he/she just joined messenger
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Guys I Need Your Advace “If Your Girlfriends Is You On
But Love Was Still Him To There Or Go Must Be Heh???
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It’s only in Africa 🌎where setting a bed🛌 at the centre of the room is not normal,🤷 it only becomes a normal when it touches the wall.
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Clever Boy
The teacher says to the class:who ever stand up is stupid.
No body stand up
TEACHER: I said who ever stand up is STUPID!
Solomon stands up.
TEACHER:Solomon,do you really think that you are stupid?
SOLOMON: No Ma,I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the only one standing.
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When I was a small boy my grandmother use to call me
my boy friend playing with my some thing,
but when I matured she started calling me my grand son
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I will not allow my daughter to play hide and seek.
Coz I remember what I used to do to others girls while we were young
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Bro I had you phone was stolen while partying,
sorry. What was the password?
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I will never allow my Grandma to stay in an old age home🙅♀️
She’s gonna stay with my sister.
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A lady asked her boy, “Baby, am i the only one that you love in this world ?”. 😂 😂 😂
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The boyfriend replied, “Yes, you are the one only one, but why are you all asking same question ?”
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Have you ever seen a pregnant slender girl near you. 😂 😂 😂
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The are very funny, they look like small letter “b”.
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I hate friends who can’t handle alcohol😒😒
Last Weekend my friends dropped me twice
while carrying me back home while I was drunk
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I remember One day I was driving a taxi,So 3 drunk guys came into my taxi,So I decided to test how drunk are they,I started the engine and turned it off and looked at those guys and said:Gentlemen we have arrived
1st drunk guy paid me
The 2nd Guy thanked me
The 3rd gave me a warmklap and I was shocked,So I asked and then why did u slap me ,The 3rd drunk guy said:Next time drive slowly u nearly killed us
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Admin my Right cheek is still sore
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To my future kids I’ll only take care of your maths homework from grade 1-4, your mother will do from grade 5-12 i am a very busy man
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