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No one really cares about you, no one really understands what you’re going through, or what hurts you.. No one does or want to be with you forever as they say, they’re all fake and they’re all with you when they need you, and then in a moment of shit they leave you.. You’ll find yourself alone, so lonely that you can’t hear any voice except the voice of your noisy thoughts.. You’ll figure out that it’d be better to never trust someone, never open up to them, to never let them know your weakness, keep them out of your shitty world, suffer, feel the pain, heal your own wounds, survive, alone .. “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger

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Gone are those days when women cry over breakup ….
Nowadays once u leave they will be like “Neeeeeext

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Treat your Bae right and God will bless you
with another one, can i get some
AMEN

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Stop bragging about your curves ladies
MOTOROLA 113 had curves too,
but where is it now

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Welcome to Swaziland where parents remove their glasses
just to hear what u saying

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U call me with a private number and you expect me to speak first?..
We will do the breathing competition until your airtime is finished

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A black child is not scared of going back to school…
.
He is afraid of bathing everyday

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Great timeless Sentences:

1. Shakespeare :
“Never Play With The Feelings Of
Others Because You May Win The
Game But The Risk Is That You Will
Surely Lose The Person For A Life
Time”.
.
2. Napoleon :
“The world suffers a lot. Not
because of the
violence of bad people, But
because of the silence of good
people!”
.
3. Einstein :
“I am thankful to all those who
said NO to me It’s because of
them I did it myself..!!”
.
4. Abraham Lincoln :
“If friendship is your weakest
point then you are the strongest
person in the world”.
.
5. Shakespeare :
“Laughing Faces Do Not Mean
That There Is Absence Of Sorrow!
But It Means That They Have The
Ability To
Deal With It”.
.
6. William Arthur :
“Opportunities Are Like Sunrises,
If You Wait Too Long You Can Miss
Them”.
.
7. Hitler :
“When You Are In The Light,
Everything Follows You,
But When You Enter Into The Dark,
Even Your Own Shadow Doesn’t
Follow You.”
.
8. Shakespeare :
“Coin Always Makes Sound But
The Currency Notes Are Always
Silent.
So When Your Value Increases
Keep Yourself Calm and Silent”
.
9. Night Nurse :
“It Is Very Easy To Defeat
Someone,
But It Is Very Hard To Win
Someone”

Which one is the best? Comment with number only

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God will make a way for you,..
Yes YOU the one reading this,
He will get you that job
He will heal that sickness
He will promote you
He will lift you up He will expand your business
He will defeat your enemies
He will create the opportunity
and seal the deal God will make that way
Glory to God !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!! *If you believe it,
click LIKE and
comment “AMEN”
and SHARE

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UMkhize noMaDlamini bashadile balele
uMaDlamini aphuphe aze aphumisele athi ”Vuka! Vuka! Vuka! Indoda yami isiyabuya isendleleni.” uMkhize avuke aphume ngewindi uma esephandle ubuye umqondo ukuth ukwakhe…
Ubani oCheatayo phakathi kwalaba bobabili?

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These are some proverbs in African Nations.
1. The anger of a penis doesn’t destroy the vagina.
(Zimbabwe)
2. There’s no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
3. A child can play with it’s mother’s breasts but not with
the father’s testicles. (Ghana)
4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer
who grows corns by the road side have the same problem.
(Ghana)
5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never
tell her to close them, because you do not know her
source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried
Hausa perfume.(Nigeria)
7. The only woman who knows where her man is every
night is a widow. [Togo]
8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
9. If you go to sleep with an itching anus, you are sure to
wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day
you will know there is a better way of resolving issues
without using violence.(Kenya)

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*Ibambe kuhle*

Boy – l luv u girl

Gal- awula girlfriend yini

Boy -ngilaye kodwa ngifuna wena

Gal- akwenzi ngabe ubungela nkazana

Boy- wena wake wahamba ukuyathenga impahla unqunu

Gal- Fainted

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Angry wife: “I should have married the devil,he would make a better husband than you.”
Hubby:”they would have arrested you!!marriage between relatives is illegal in this country. “😂😂😂😂 DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME

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Conversation btwn mother🙍 and 🙇her mbanje smoking son🚬

Son : Hello📞
Mother : Hey wena Nyaa kulenkinga la endlini
Son : Inkinga yan? Ngkhuluma loban?
Mother : kulahleke i200rand yam mani. Ukhuluma lo mamakho
Son : tjo angikwaz mina, yiwrong number. Nguban umamakho?
Mother : Yeewena yimi umamakho manni, letha imali yam
Son : yooh wena mama ungangjwayeli kabi,mina ngthethe imali ephesini kamamami not umamakho, its a wrong number, Bye!!

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Those who say: “okusalayo lizayehlukana kuphela” should be included in your wedding programme as , ‘okhulumela abathakathi

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A senior citizen drove his brand new Mercedes to 120km/hr, looking in his rear view mirror , he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, … then 170, … Suddenly he thought, “I’m too old for this nonsense…!” So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him . The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I’m taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a good reason that I’ve never heard before for why you were speeding. I’ll let U go.”
The man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :- “Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back.” !!! 😵😁😖😂
The Cop left saying, ” Have a good day, Sir

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