She was my daily crush until She posted:
“Imagine stealing the meat and forgetting to put the pot door
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Teacher: John what is 9-8
John : i don’t know sir
Teacher: okay you have 9 beers and ben takes 8 beers what will be left
John: 9 beers and a dead man
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Bumped to my Ex
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Ex: Hey Rich wow waze wakhuluphala ayi shuthi izinto sezikuhambela kahle☺
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Rich: Hahahaha wow nawe waze wancipha shuthi ngangikuphethe kahle😂
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Ex: Hahahaha namanje usabheda😂😂Yazi angikholwa ukuthi savele sahlukana kalula kanjalo sesithandane 7 years wonke😢
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Rich: Jah neh.😐Well ngisaphuthuma I hope sobuye sibonane💪
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Ex: Okay Rich ngaze ngajabula ukukubona Thatha nansi inamba yami.😉
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Rich: Okay😀 Nansi ifoni ibhale😑
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Ex: Mmmmm nazo ke sengiyibhalile😐 usungayi saver😮
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Rich: Eish isave wena😕
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Ex: Angikwazi uku saver ngale phone yakho😧
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Rich: Eish…okay konje igama ubani?😰
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Ex: Nxii uyinja Rich sathandana 7 years awusakhumbuli ngisho igama lami😯😩
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Rich: Okay Ngzothi 7 years k
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Me trying to learn English
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Teacher: you did it, didn’t you?
Me: You took my pen,tookn’t you?
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Monna wa gose beche ofiwa marago a borotho fela ladies.
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Black people will laugh at you when you are pregnant BT etsetsa ngwana part tlabe ba siana ba tlisa ba bona kadi hlogo tse kima tsadi loaf
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Those who are dating our baby daddies this year letlo nyela…retlo founa ka 1am rere ngwana wa lora
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Otsea kae sebete sa goja ngwana batho ka nama wena o phela o Sheba ka Mae
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Is it wrong to ask your friend to help you make your wife pregnant if you fail ?
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Sthandwa sam should i change the channel to watch soccer?
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Busha: No please watch porn
You know how to play soccer moc
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Mosadi wa nnete o isetsa monna wa gagwe dijo tavern Ka 02:00am ….
a letela sebata Sa ja. …then a jika le plate
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Skolong o feitsi maths Mara o kgona go measure di Pipi tsa banna
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If you call your girl at 3am and it says call waiting, just know that she’s talking to her Pastor.
Females don’t cheat
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This is how i stopped dating school girls: She came to my place in a school uniform, looked into my eyes & said sweetheart, i have miss my periods” that’s how i fainted & when i woke up in a hospital, I overheard her telling the nurse that “I didn’t know he cared so much about my academic life, all i wanted to tell him was that, i had missed my period 4 math & english, but he fainted before I could finish”
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your baby bra is really cute.
Isn’t that when you were in elementary school.
Until this college you are still wearing.
Durable, huh
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But what happened to gals of these days?!!!!!A girl once called me and said come over, nobody is home, I went there rushing and truly nobody was home, not even her.
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