Just because you have a heart,
it does not make you a human.
You need to have emotions in that.
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Just because you have a heart,
it does not make you a human.
You need to have emotions in that.
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The best things in life are FREE …. Family, Friends, Smiles, Hugs, Kisses, Love, Sleep, Good Memories.
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Lolz Love ths one😂😂😂
Joke by Nonhle Snothando Marawhy
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Convo between senzo n cashier
Cashier: bhuti your card has been declined😒
Senzo:manje umemezela uban nezinywele kwangathi impepho
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2000 girls can Embarrass You sometimes..Today i took out my 2000 bae for a lunch
Waiter: Can I take your orders
Me: Oh yess…Black coffee ..plz..
Bbe: Eeh…Emtee plz… Nx
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GAL : Bbe Ngcela Ungipha Imali Yekhanda
BOY : Ufuna Elengulube Noma Elenkomo Khona Ngizokuphathele Ksasa ETown Mase Ngothenga UBeer
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When a girl has big boots
Americans : that girl has big ass
Swatis : awu uwutfwele mdzidzi lomntfwanyana
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When I think of you, I don’t think of tomorrow.
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You can ignore me for as long as you want,
but you can never change the memories
that I brought in your life.
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Sometimes you need to run away to see who will follow you.
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Never let life discourage you;
Everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was.
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Girl : “wait for me hun, i wanna do my make-up”.
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Ronnie : “You don’t need a make-up”
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Girl : “oh! Really Ronnie?……….that is so sweet of you”
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Ronnie : “No, You need Plastic Surgery”.
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Ronnie walked into a bar and saw that cheeseburgers cost R30, Hotdogs R20 and a Handjob R40. He walks towards the counter and asks the lady ;
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Ronnie : “are you the one who does handjob?”
Lady : “Yes”
Ronnie : “ok, please wash your hands i want a cheesburger”
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Yaz Some girls have no chill shame.
They take pictures in expensive restaurants
and crop out the guy who bought food.
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Bafwethu SikwaNONGOMA nomjita wami Siqambe Amanga Sathi siDISTRUCTION BOYS Ngikhuluma nje sidla inyama mahhala,Uma ngiqeda ukuluma ngivele ngithi HAIIBOO! Bavele Bahlanye BaJaive Bonke
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I sent her money for transport and she didn’t show her ass now she’s ignoring my calls and she’s online on Facebook and i know she’s going to see this post…
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Hey!! you prostitute am giving you 10minutes to call me or else i will mention your name.
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The way this weed making me feel too high…
I can even kill two stones with one bird
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