When your girl says she’s going out with her Gay friends on weekend & you remember that Somizi has a daughter

I watched numerous episodes of Ben 10 yaz
And there’s not even one where he had an affair with an older woman

I’m not mad that my girl cheated on me. I hate the fact that she said that guy was her uncle, I used to call that nigga “malome” when we were in his car

Approved Hoe Testing Formula:
Step 1: Take your girlfriend’s phone
Step 2: Go to her whatsapp
Step 3: Text her best friend saying these exact words, “My friend I’m pregnant” .
Step 4: Wait for response, if the response is, “By who?” .. your girl is a hoe. Don’t try this if you aren’t ready for the truth.

This is Satafrica
Where a nurse wakes u up just to gve you a sleeping pills

This thing of applying for jobs online is rubbish waitse..where do I pour my anointing oil now…on the memory stick or on the whole computer..where? Where?? Where???

Girl : hey babe , send me R500 I wanna do my hair.
Guy : ok bae cool let me send you R2000 instead ,
sharp.
Girl : I received R2000 babe thanks , but don’t forget that
R500 neh

Imagine dating someone who can’t pronounce Alicia Kissed. Instead she says Alicia Kiss Can I accompany her to fetch her school fees or should I just keep quiet?

Marriage is like public toilet.
Those who are outside want to get inside and
those who are inside want to get out.

Stop this thing of asking people to get Married because their age mates are married. Even you, some of your age mates have died but nobody has asked you to die..

Why do ladies suddenly become
left handed after getting engaged?

Happy women’s day to Zodwa’s body…
her face must wait for father’s day

A man bought a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.
He decided to test it at dinner: …

Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?

Son: At school
(robot slaps the son and he immediately changes his mind)

Okay, okay, I went to the movies! Dad: Which one?

Son: Harry Potter (robot slaps the son again!)

Okay Alright, I was watching dirty movies.

Dad: What? When I was your age I didn’t even know
what dirty moves are (robot slaps dad)

Mom: Hahahahaha! After all he is your Son!
(robot gives Mom a hot dirty slap)