Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and 60 inch plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.”
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.
Ayikho i-team LeBora njenge-kaizer chips nowadays
I wonder why they don’t take a break,
and come back sebayi- Kaizer chips the legacy -njenge-Generations
The Perfect Man: – wakes up at 5 am everyday – exercises everyday – makes his own bed – cleans his room – works sincerely – does not touch alcohol – helps in the kitchen – does not indulge in night life – always punctual – prays daily – hits the bed at 9 pm sharp Such a perfect man can only be found in jail.
Teacher: Rainbow
Rainbow : Yes Sir
Teacher: what is 1 minus 1?
Rainbow : I don’t know Sir
Teacher : Okay when I put 1 fatcake in your hands and take it back how many remains?
Rainbow : Oil Sir.
Boy takes girl into bedroom, pulls his pants
down and says ” meet my little brother”,
girl pick up her bag, on her way out she
said,” call me when he’s grown up”…
Tell your girlfriend “I LOVE YOU”. She will say “I LOVE YOU TOO”. Tell her ” I MISS YOU”. She will say “I MISS YOU TOO”. Tell her ” I love you soo much”. She will say “I love you more and more”. Now tell her ” Am sending you $100 on your Mobile money”. If she says am sending you too more, My brother I will leave my country
A quick joke.
I called my boss to tell him that
Me : I’m not coming to work today
Boss : why ?
Me : problems with my eyes.
Boss : what’s wrong.
Me : I don’t SEE myself coming to work
Pastor Matome stood up and announced “today I have good news and bad news bazalwane!… The good news is that,we have enough money in this church to build a new,spacious modern church bazalwane!” Everyone in the church stood up,cheereing,singing and with applause! The pastor went on… “And the bad news is that, the money is still in your pockets!”
