Decade = 10 years
Century = 100 years
Millennium = 1,000 years
A girl tells you we will be Together forever = 1month

Thami was late for class and the teacher asked him were was he was? Thami:mam, i had a dream that i was playing soccer
Teacher :so what?
Thami: we had extra time and penalties

Smoking reduces your life by 5 minutes
Laughter prolongs your life by 5 minutes
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Conclusion : a laughing smoker never dies.

Man : “bby the way I love you,
I would even swim through an ocean just for you”
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Woman : “Really honey?”
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Man : “No I’m kidding dear, there are sharks in there”

Wife : “I wish I was a newspaper so
I could be in your hands everyday”
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Man : “Me 2 I wish you were a newspaper
so I could have a new one everyday”

Doc to an injured Patient
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Doctor : “how did this happen??
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Man : “My wife kicked me out”
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Doctor : “but it is not worth jumping down from a 2nd floor.
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Man : “doctor, you dont understand……I said she kicked me out literally”

The Bible says : “He who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery”
And since its winter i say “He who looks at water and soap lustfully has already bathed”
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Did you know???
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A male’s private organ is the lightest thing in the world
and can be lifted by just thinking.

You’re pregnant and you’re watching TV
with your parents….
Then boom an advertise of a condom
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