She told me she was coming to my place by 9 pm, But she came by 7 pm and caught me with another woman…
How can i forgive her for lying to me??😕
She’s not trustworthy

“SHORT TEMPER”
I almost told my wife that i caught my girlfriend
with another man

I Won’t Let My Daughter Marry A Guy Like Me, Never!

She said…..
“I’m not Confused he Broke up With me ….
I’m confused because I didn’t know we were Dating”

Msunu Is When You Take Ur Girlfriend To The Movies
After When You Cheated..
And The Guy On A Movie Cheat Until The Movie Ends!!!

3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine then switched it off again, then he said “we have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him the bus fare, the 2nd guy said “Thank you”, the 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking that the 3rd guy knew that they are being robbed, but then the driver asked “what was that for”, the 3rd guy replied “Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us”

Whoever cooked the food I ate in my dream,
please try to reduce salt n pepper next time
Thank you

A teacher told his class that 2X + 2X= 4😐

Rich got up and said: “It’s a lie!!!”😑

The teacher got angry😠 and said: “I have been teaching for past five years, so i know what I’m saying!!!”😟😞

Rich also said: “I have also been in this class for seven years now!!

“My Pastor asked me how much I bought my iphone 7 for, and I said R2,000 instead of R10,000 , because I did not want him to shout and ask how much I give to God. Then he gave me R4000 to buy two for him and his wife.
The money is still with me since last sunday; I don’t know what to do .
Please advise me

After a few drinks i become very alert.
When i cross the road:
I look left and right for cars and bikes, look up for aeroplanes, look down for bombs, look back for kidnappers, hold my bag tight and watch the person beside me then walk zigzag to avoid bullets