When I’m alone I speak to myself
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Ngeke ngibhoreke ngikhona
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When I’m alone I speak to myself
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Ngeke ngibhoreke ngikhona
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Mother to son
“Hey you child I’m warning you,
if you fall down from that tree and break both your legs
don’t come running to me”.
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Last night I kissed my neighbour’s daughter in a dream
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This morning she looks at me like
nothing happened between us just think
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Ayize i Fathers Day
Ni post labo baba
Abondla ibhomu ewuwena
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ISIDINGO…..THE NEED
IMBEWU….THE SEED
YIN OKUNYE OKULANDELAYO???😂😂😂✋
INSANGU…..THE WEED
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Those who are heart broken💔💔
I’m selling super glue
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My Nephew is turning 3 tomorrow,
but due to the tight budget we not gonna tell him
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Her : Yoooh Ungigcokele Kahle yaz😍
Him : Angigcokelanga Wena
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Girl : ” bby I think we should start thinking about the future…..
having children”
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Me : “me?…..you?….children?….Are you sure you are ok??”
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Sa lunes na ang eleksyon. Saan kayo?
Sa TAMANG DAAN o sa LIMANG DAAN?
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Dear baon,
Sana lumaki ka ngayong paparating na pasokan
Yan lang at maraming salamat.
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Pasukan na naman andyan na naman yung
punyetang introduce yourself nayan
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Sabi ng kaibigan ko kanina, kumusta daw bakasyon ko? Sabi ko naman “grabi ang saya ng bakasyon ko hugas plato,laba,magluto,walis sa paligid at iba pa”.diba ang saya nun?
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Boy:para kang gobyerno ang daming pinagbabawal.
Girl:para kang pulitiko,puro ka pangako.
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BOY1: Alam mo pare, ang yaman talaga ng lolo ko. Nagpatayo ng bahay. P1 milyon inabot sa pagpapagawa ng bubong.
BOY2: Ganun? Eh walang sinabi yan sa lolo ko. Yung bubong ng bahay P10 milyon ang inabot.
BOY3: Eh mga dukha pala mga lolo nyo eh. Yung sa lolo ko nga P200 milyon yung bubong ng bahay nya.
BOY1&2: Ha? San ba nakatira lolo mo?
BOY3: Sa ILALIM ng FLYOVER…
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