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Back in high school, I was very poor in maths during exams nilikua napata Kati ya 4% na 10%🙈. The results used to be announced from the lowest maarks to the highest marks,, so nilikua wa kwanza ama wa pili kuitwa😑 alafu napokea viboko kadhaa 😏.
So one day the maths results were announced and my name wasn’t among the first to be called 🤜🤛…so mwalimu anaendelea 30%, 40%, 50%, 60%, 70% bado jina langu halikuitwa, kila mtu kwa class akaniangalia👀,, wanauliza “umepitaje huu mtihani?”😝,nikasmile nikasema ” Ni mungu tu” by the time alifika 80% I was already grinning in excitement. Wakati alifika 90% alikuwa amebaki na paper moja tu 😁🙌,, saa mungu amejibu maombi na ndoto yangu ya kupita maths imetimia🙏,, class mzima walishangaa na kuniangalia 👀,, finally mwalimu akaangalia juu na kusema.

“One idiot did not write his name and he scored 0%”. l just fainted 😂😂



Udle nomlungu umbone edla isishebo sodwa, 🍛 awumkhuze ngizwe.

Once ngafaka ijazi lami lase-Zion nesfonyo sami, ubudokotela ngivele ngibuzwe ngaphakathi.


Sathi sithenga ama gown kwathiwa sidlisa iTeam, kwimanje nihudula ingubo indlu yonke ngathi oSuperman

S*x – HIV
Kiss – COVID19
Single – SALT
Marriage – STRESS

😢kahle kahle impilo ichakalaka yento.


Abantu beslisa iningi labo ba Single but bona abakwazi loko 🤔bayokubona👀 mhla kuphela umsebenzi


*Protect yourself from Covid 19.. remember.. when you have it…you will be admitted to ICU..and your wife will have your phone..that’s so dangerous than covid 19 itself..avoid this scenario*

Nokuthi iDurban July ayikho sizwa ngani, kwimanje thina sise Durban and its July sikhuluma nje.

Ubu X buphela nini kanti, sengohlala ngiyi X yakho noma sengishadile? Hayi ngeke mele ibene limit lento.


👮are south African??
🌚 Yes
👮Bogobe bao robala maabane rebo bitxang??
🌚Malatji..
👮Chauke bula Van🚔


Baby Daddy Ke Motho o Ao Latileng Sepetlele After Go Belega,

Sesi O Nayo Baby Daddy???


When I’m Drunk🍺 I Become Very Alert👀… Before Crossing The Road I Look Left⬅ And Right ➡ For Cars🚗 And Bikes🚲 And Then Look Up⬆ For Aeroplanes✈ And Down For Bombs💣 Then Look Back For Kidnappers💂 After That I Hold My Beer🍺 And Walk Zig Zag🔀🔀 To Avoid Bullets🔫

P.O Box 442
Leboeng
0208
12 July 2020

Dear: Principal😬

I’m writing this letter for you and it’s behalf all Grade 10’s.🤗☺️

The point is that President said we stay home I mean us as a country stay home. And you know I do want school. The Difficult is issue Covid_19, really Murder kids We is scared to Come back. We are not sure is coming back soon, We quite or We resigned for ever and ever you know. My heart is break, because school don’t want us😑💔

We us as all the Grade 10’s we say that is Good Bye For ever and ever Amen.😌

Your Faithfully

“I Love You Too But I Can’t Date You”🤦🏻‍♂️Utlwe Nkarr Ona Le Covid_19🥺😭