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Kati ya hizi mbili ni gani ya aibu:
1.Kupatwa
Ukijipima viatu za
mgeni.
2.mgeni akipatwa
akiongezea maji ya
ugali. 😂😂
Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute.
Wanna workout?
Koriyeng🚍Gauteng Ro Tswalela Melete🕳Yeo🚍Wanamela Or Wašala?
Motho Wa AIDS Wa bontsha Like Charity Wako Skeem Saam😪
Visitors: O Godile Neh?
Parent: E Bile O Robala Gae Ga 2 Mo Bekeng,Ba Mitša Stock.
Ge Obona Okare Motho Waka Ondira Stlaela Mphe Wao
I have this guy I don’t wanna date and I don’t want anyone to date him
I just want him to stay single forever for my happiness😭😭
If you have unprotected s*x with a guy, he gives you money to buy morning after pills, you don’t buy them and later discover you are pregnant and you tell him, he gives you money for the abortion and you decide you’re not terminating the pregnancy. Do you still expect him to look after the baby?
Gents would you still take care of the baby after having done everything in your power to ensure that there isn’t any baby? Let’s talk.
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So please stop making noise
WELCOME TO KENYA
Where people leave as they return
“acha niende ivi nakam”….
Where the husband huitwa baby and the son huitwa baba…
Where you don’t need to go to Masai Mara to see a hyena.They are seated right next to you.!…
This is Kenya;
where a young man is called Babu Owino and an old man is called Kijana Wamalwa,nkt!
Only in Kenya where Wafula hangs on a chopper in broad daylight but denies it in court and the cops asks for time to investigate..
Where after a four hour conversation someone, as he says goodbye…tells you, “wee tutaongea.!”
Only in Kenya where you board a matatu with five people only to realise you were actually the first one, hao wengine walikua wa “kujaza”.
Only in Kenya where u pray with ur eyes open coz ur pocket can be a blessing to somebody you don’t expect.
“Where you eat Githeri and become famous and your life changes just like that.”
Where Girls handbags carry everything
necessary for sleepover except their
fare back home…
Where Men phones are like onions. If their
wives touch and look they shed tears…
Where Dark skin ladies wear black
crop_tops and red tights only to look
like pliers..
where money is like HIV, everyone claims not to have it…
Where People think of sex when it rains
instead of farming..
Where Every man approaching a lady claims
not to be a fisi..
Where Ladies bleach and forget the joints,
they end up looking like sugarcane..
Where You are forced to type ‘Amen’ on
Facebook else undisclosed calamity
befalls you..
Where You buy your chick panties your
neighbor removes them..
Whre A Kenyan girl will still ask you,
“umeniletea nini” hata kama umetoka
kwa jela..
Where Once you tell a lady that you love
her you already owe her some money..
Where Someone lies to over 40 million
Kenyans eti Eeh Mungu Nguvu Yetu
means Ooh God of all creation…
Where Yesu Nipe Nyonyo and Tiga Wana
are gospel hit songs while Mungu
Pekee is considered a secular song..
Where When you meet a lady who does
not ask for your money you think it is a
set up..
Where You have unprotected sex then get
into the car and wear safety belt like
you didn’t try to kill yourself a moment..
Sijai sikia mganga anatibu nguvu za kike kwani wanawake wote mko sawa
Kua smart bro kupeleka dame si wako out then unamdrop kwao ni Kama kuweka token kwa meter ya lodging bro
Hlafuna kahle phela
Besho kwiChiefs idla
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