I hate it when youβre sitting in the cinema
Ready to watch the movies
An the next thing you know
Boom human giraffe sits in front of you
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Given π¦ β whatβs country is next to USA
Daddy π§ β USB
Umbali wavula I toilet kuno daddy ngekhatsi
Ubaba watsi vala amehlo mbali ngicitsa manti
Umbali watsi β¦
Its okey daddy Iβve seen one before
The milk man brushes mums teeth with it
I grown up knew that love is a key
But now
Somebody changed the lock I think
Ngithule ngatsi angiboni
But one day uyong bukela etulu
Nje nge TV yase tarven
Utsi ufika empakathini wabo mama
Nomtwana wakho babe bemunyisa ( breastfeeding)
Umtwana wakho abese khala louder umphe ibele angalifuni akhombe lalomunye next to you
Being dump or ignore by a broke stingy guy
Is like being discharge from hospital
EHH KONJE UTSINI NGESLUNGU
IF UTSI IMALI π΅ IHLANGENE ?
Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who do not take bath everydayβ¦
Girl: When we get married
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: Itβs very kind of you,
darling, But I donβt have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we arenβt married yet.
What is the difference between
a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
Dr umfaba wani Lana ugwinye I memory card
Socule tonke tingoma sita Dr sekusele kancane kafike ngake kuma video Dr yoooπππππ
Ibeke this I bele that
Animeni kancane ibele liyawa vele
Angisho ibele alinama thambo ππ
Kodwa vele I sex imnandi
Ina ma vitamin noma siya yegwa kuphela lahππ
That moment uhamba ne boyfriend yakho
Eslender niya Ku taxi
Uzwe sorrin Shem ayifiki e hospital le taxi
Kulamanye marelationship
Alikho litsandzo but the car keep it going ππ