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I hate it when you’re sitting in the cinema
Ready to watch the movies
An the next thing you know
Boom human giraffe sits in front of you



Umbali wavula I toilet kuno daddy ngekhatsi
Ubaba watsi vala amehlo mbali ngicitsa manti
Umbali watsi …
Its okey daddy I’ve seen one before
The milk man brushes mums teeth with it

Utsi ufika empakathini wabo mama
Nomtwana wakho babe bemunyisa ( breastfeeding)
Umtwana wakho abese khala louder umphe ibele angalifuni akhombe lalomunye next to you


Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday…

Girl: When we get married
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you,
darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.


What is the difference between
a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!


Dr umfaba wani Lana ugwinye I memory card
Socule tonke tingoma sita Dr sekusele kancane kafike ngake kuma video Dr yoooπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜…

Ibeke this I bele that
Animeni kancane ibele liyawa vele
Angisho ibele alinama thambo πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚


Kulamanye marelationship
Alikho litsandzo but the car keep it going πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚