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Ungabo jaja umuntu wesfazane
Uma ehla ezimotweni ezihlukene zamadoda
Mhlampe ungumakhenikha



Scoko siyancinca Lena sbali ibuya embabane
Lapha wena scoko nambhokane
Ngingumfati ngisebenta nalabanye bafati manje
Ngevelentine bangigabatisela lentinto
Labatsengelwe madvodza abo
Leyami indvodza nangiyicela kutsi ingitsengele something for valentine itsi yona
Inemali yokulima emabhontjisi
Manje majalamadzala ngibuta kutsi lendzodza iyangitsandza yini

Mbokane: lalela make indvodza yakho iyakutsandza ngobe lokwe valentine kwelilanga linye kani
Emabhontjisi nitawudla umnyaka wonke
Nale emsebentini uma bakhipha me tipho (gifts)
For valentine ukhiphe lamabhintjisi ( beans)


Uche what kind of embarrassment is this ?

I thought you said you were the G.M of you company

Yes BBY when I said G.m I meant gate man not general mananger

If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na na na na
it’s called High Blood Pressure.


Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
&
haven’t spoken a word..!!!
Man inside: I’m talking to my wife


Given got caugt on date
on Independance day
.
Major DD Mabuza: What is this?
.
Given: major today is freedom day,
so let me do what I want

Yati umtsandze umuftu
Uqcine sobita nenja yakibo nga Sbali bhobi


This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,
20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

Utsi utitsandzela Sesi wase village.
Uftole kutsi yena utitsandzela kuya escojeni (emanti )


Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don’t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me

a girl’s speaking 2 a boy……..
u r very handsome.
u r very cute.
u r very sweet.
ooph…….sorry.
i can’t call u sweet….
because ants will finish u.

Abazali basifisela kutsi siphumelele
Kodwa thina s’phuma belele