Coloured guys go to parties and stand somewhere in the corner
while their women dance just waiting for you to make one mistake

When a girl dumps you for no reason
You’ll even take your father’s phone and text her like..
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“Are you sure you are done with my son?”

When you buy a cellphone from an Indian shop,
then when you switch it off it says “Goodbye My Friend”

Beautiful Girls Get 1k likes on Facebook And
Ugly Girls get Masters Degrees in real Life.

Hi, I am currently in high school, doing Grd 12.
I applied at UJ fortunate enough i got a letter that says
i was admitted,
so should i quit school and Go There to study or what?

All vendas were born cute it’s just that their
language squeeze their face

GUYS i think it’s about time i quit Facebook..😓
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Motho ko inbox are “Hi Kenny please send me your pigs

True love is when you know you’re broke
but you know your bae deserves better .
So you help her find a sugar daddy to bless her

Men who give their women their ATM cards
and Payslips with their whole salaries,
have a special corner in Heaven with
air conditioners and Free WiFi

Urgently need a Mercedes Benz S class 2015 model..mileage not more than 15,000km.. ranging between R150 000 – R200 000. It shld have 17 inch rims..tinted windows..Any color with Sunroof. Please send the picture as soon as possible I wanna change my profile pic.