ZCC chicks are Hot
Jealous down
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Until One of them burps in the taxi…
Then the taxi starts smelling like a Coffee shop

When bae helps you with your school assignment
and then you get zero (0%)

Employed Beautiful Lady has one☝ Boyfriend.
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Unemployed Pretty Lady has got a team👐 that can challenge Barcelona

What advice’s do you give your Girlfriend?
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Me: “Bae never date married Men,
they don’t get satisfied until they take ARVs”.

ME: Excuse me lady, you look familiar.
HER: Yes you dated me in 2012, I was dark then.

I was studying at this college in Pretoria, then we went home for school holidays, when we return to school we have found that place turned into Somalian store that sells curtains…

Black Tax was not a problem when it took you to school and raised you but now that you are working and have made it, It has suddenly become a burden?
I’m not quite sure how helping your own family becomes a burden especially if you were once helped too?

Women are attracted to stupid shit like guys that can dance.🕺🏽🙄 How is that beneficial? Can he change a tyre?🤔 Is “nay le walk” gonna take you home?

Even Though I Walk Through The Darkest Valley I Will Never Post Bae AMEN!!!…

Yes!! Some Of You Only Write JHB Because
You Can’t Write Johanesbeg.

if your parents get mad at you for coming home late,
please respect them & come back in the morning.

When Your Friend Posts, ” All My Friends Are Snakes”
So You Just standing There wondering If O Mokopa Or Cobra

AS i Was In Court Couple Minutes Ago …. The Magistrate Shouted ” Order, Order”
And I Resonded : ” Mae, Coke , Dinkilana Le Dikwae ” Then Boom Now They Locked Me In A Dark Room… Hopefully My Order will Be Here Soon