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If she laugh at everything you say
Its because she has fine teeth

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Even if you went to Private School,
ok’salayo your matric certificate is written “Umalusi” not Shepherd

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DEAR Ex…please stop changing numbers whenever u receive a call from me,
it’s now the seventh time u change ur number don’t u get tired?
Now I have to go bck playing private investigator to find ur new number dammit.

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Don’t Be Ashamed Of Your Hustle,
Nobody Will feed you, If You Go Broke

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her name is Nok’thula Mgobhozi
😕
UzoThula kanjani ebe ewuma’Mgobhozi

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Cashier: Sorry bhuti ikhadi lakho liya Decliner
Bhuti: Umemezelani pho neshiya elitshekile

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এক student বহত পারিশাণ থা
তাভি উসকি teacherনে উসসে
পুছা কি বেটা পারিশান কিউ হো
তব student নে বোলা কি
আপ কি বেটি আজ মুসসে
বাত নাহি কি

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MAGANIN HASKEN FATA
MATA KAWAI
Ki samu BARKONO danye🌶🌶ko kuma TATTASAI ko ATTARUHU🍅🍅 ki kwaba sannan ki samu sinadarin LOKO kadan bada yawa sai ki shade fuskarki a yayin kwanciya zakiyi bacci mai dadi
Sannan da gari ya waye said ki wanke da ruwan dumi zaki ga yadda fuskarki zata yi haske
Bana bukatar godiyarku nayi muku domin Allah saboda Ku kawayena ne

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Bkit may kuto ang kalbu.
Dahil may langaw

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Kuyi TUSA a duk lokacin da bukatar hakan ya taso, 😃😃😃
Koda kuwa agaban budurwarka/saurayin kine 😅😅😅
domin ba ason rike TUSA.😞😞😞

Allah ya bada Ikon yin TUSA, Amin. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Ayi TUSA lafiya

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Boy:mahal cge na patawarin mo na ako… Hindi ko na uulitin.
Khit anu gagawin ko patawarin mo Lang ako

Girl: cge magmula ngayun Hindi kana magsasalita ng may a e I u..na letra except letter O at patatawarin na kita.

Boy: grovo ko nomon mohol ong horop notong ponopogowo mo sokon tognon no homohobo toloy Yong NGoSO nong nogboboso noto

Hahahahaahahahaha
Kakaloka.

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Ang B*BO at TANG*

ISKO: Tatakas tayo mamaya.
TOTO: cge, sirain natin yung lock sa gate.

KINAGABIHAN…

TOTO: Hindi tayo makakatakas.
ISKO: Bakit?
TOTO: Hindi naka lock ang gate! Paano natin ngayon sisirain yan?
ISKO: BOB* ka ba? Ide I-lock muna saka natin sirain. Mag isip ka nga

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पत्नी (गुस्से में ): मैं घर छोड़ कर जा रही हूँ … 😈😈

पति (गुस्से में ): हाँ “जान ” छोड़ो अब 😏😏

पत्नी : बस आपकी यही “जान ”
कहने की आदत ना हमेशा मुझे रोक लेती है

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पत्नी : तुम मेरे साथ करवाचौथ का
व्रत रखोगे ना ?

पति : मैंने तुम्हें कभी कहा
मेरे साथ दारु पीने चलो

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