The Worst Feeling is When You Feel Like You’re Annoying
The Only Person You Wanna Talk To

Boyfriend, Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Funny Girlfriend: It’s sufficient for me,
But how will you survive?

Before you get serious with a girl ,
take her to the club to see how many guys know her .
*If the bouncer hugs her , run away my brother*

Next time you post a pic ,think about some
of us who are on a free mode and unable
to see pictures, please put a caption
explaining what’s happening on the pic
like ” Hello friends on free mode ” it’s me
on the pic, uhm standing next to the room
divider, wearing sunglasses, smiling with
my goldteeth shining, ooh n down there
uhm wearing my carvela” such caption will
make it easy for some of us to say “wow
,nice pic”

Your boyfriend thinks you can’t replace
him. I mean if you can remove your
eyebrows and draw them back, who is he?

Come to think of it its now legal to go to the police station
and lay charge that someone stole your weed

Imagine telling a girl you love them,
while you don’t even have her bank details