Teacher: what do u do after school.
1st student: I go n buy mbanje from Nyaa
2nd student: I always go buy cigarettes from Nyaa
3rd student: I pass by Nyaa’s place and buy bronco.
4th student: I stay home and do my home work.
Teacher: wow..u r a great student, I hereby nominate u as class prefect to be an example to the rest, what’s ur name again?
4th student: Nyaa
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A man happily *updated his Facebook status “Thank you Lord,I have got my salary”.* Five minutes later, he became sad.
You know why?….
*His Landlord LIKED👍 his status.*
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Social Media Will Make You Believe That Some People Are Way Above💯 Your League Until You Meet Them In Person.
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No matter how expensive your clothes are, it can’t cover your foolishness. If you are foolish you are foolish
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Guys, no matter how caring you are to your girlfriend, You can never be as caring as those still asking her out..
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He Cheats On You
– He is Violent Towards You
– He Doesn’t Respect You
– He is Using You
– He Mistreats You 😠😡
.
And You Are Still With Him Because Y’all Have Been Dating For Years 😬😏 …. Are You Dating The Years Or Him ?? 😕😒 What Happened To Being Happy ??
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If You’re In A Relationship With Someone Who’s Doing Grade 12 ..
be ready for a break up next year
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You Spend R220 Buying Your Family A KFC Bucket 😢😥 And Then Your Father Gives You Attitude When You Tell Him To Wash The Dishes Afterwards 😕😒😏 Mxm!
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Death came to a guy and said,
“My frnd today is ur day”
Guy: “But Im not ready!”.
Then death said,
“Well ur name is the next on my list”.
Guy: “Okay why don’t
u take a seat and I will
get u something to eat before we go?”.
Then death said,
“All right”
The guy gave death some
food with sleeping pills in it,
death finished eating
and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the list
& removed his name from top
of the list and put
into the bottom of the list…
When death woke up
he said to the guy,
“Because u have been so very nice to me,
I will start from
the BOTTOM of the list
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KFC cashier: would you kindly donate a R2 that will feed a hungry child out there
.
Zulu: mbizeni ngizodla naye
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Stop kissing her lips and neck all the time, that’s not the only place on her body, surprise her by kissing her ARMPIT….
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Thy say Marriage is not an Achievement,
But behind closed doors they’re praying and fasting for it.. “Some Girls!” We know you! 😕
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I went to shoprite and grabbed some
items that I wanted and then walked to
the counter and told the cashier: “Hi, I
would like to return these items”
.
And she said: “Sure thing, do you have a
receipt?”
.
I replied: “No! I think I lost it”, she said:
“I’m sorry sir, you can’t return items back
to the store without a receipt”
.
I said “OK”, never mind ” and walked out of
the store with my new stuff
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*People are busy hiding millions from
government and you are there hiding Last
seen* on WhatsApp!
See your life !
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Now you have it, Beer and Petrol are same
price. You have two choices, drink and
walk or don’t drink and drive.
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I don’t know maybe am a Witch but i just
feel happy when I meet a guy who broke
my Ex’s heart, I feel like I can buy beer for
him
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