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White Parent :: You depend on me.

Black Parent :: Udla Mina, ugqoka Mina, unya Mina. 🐸

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A Girl Returns Home After 5 Yrs.

FATHER: (Angry) Where the hell have you been all these years?!
GIRL: I was working as a Prostitute in California
FATHER: What!!! Get out of my house you Whore! I don’t want to see u or your face again do you understand?!
GIRL: (Crying) Before I go dad, I came to give you $2.5million cheque, and here is 1 million for my brother. I have bought a big house in Los-angels for you with everything in it including a Benz & a Hummer.
Bye dad.
FATHER: What kind of work did you say you were doing?
GIRL: (Crying out loud) A prostitute dad!
FATHER: Come and give daddy a hug, I thought you said you were a ‘PROSECUTOR

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When She’s Explaining How Her Man Played Her,,
And You Gotta Act Surprise Like Aint Gonna Do The Same

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Private school: Good morning class
Learners: Good Morning Teacher

Government school: Good Morning Class
Learners: Goooooooood Mooooorniiiing Teeeeaaacheeeeer

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ડૉક્ટર : 3 દાંત કેમ તુટી ગયા ?
પેશન્ટ : પત્નીએ બનાવેલી સુખડી ખાધી હતી
ડૉક્ટર : તો ના પાડી દેવાય ને
પેશન્ટ : તો 32 એ 32 તુટી જાત

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Pupusta ako ng 6827397,000081873 Na hindi mo binasa ng buo at di mo napansin na may isang letter dun at cgurado ako na binalikan mo at wala namn talaga hirap mapaglaruan nohh😑😑

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Habang nakahiga at mag hahanap ng panonoodin

Joy: ate marion panoodin natin insidus

Marion: bobo insideous

Step: tanga inscidous

Marian: mga bungal ensideous tatanga nyo

Mommy: mga tukmol insciedeous

Joy: tang ina da nun na nga lang

Marion ,step,marian ,mommy:
Spell??

Joy: bwisit wag na tayong manood

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I once sing this song

I miss you

She .. Said I miss you too !!!😢😩

A long distance Relationship song

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Zamani watu wenye pesa nyingi ndo walikuwa wanatafuta wanawake wazuri, but now days wanawake ndo wanatafuta watu wenye pesa…
Maisha yanabadilika?
Lakini huwezi kuamini kuwa fikra zao zote zinaamini kuwa “pesa” ndo kila ki2…..? @
Napenda kuwakumbusa kuwa si kweli hata kidogo Amini kuna vitu “pesa” haiwezi nunua mfano
“Upendo” Tabia na mengine mengi
M/mungu ndie kila ki2 kwe2 hata ukatae ukubalii ndo hvyoo…

Msipofikilia vzr mtapata tabu xnaa

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खुद पर सबसे ज्यादा गर्व तब
हुआ…
😊 😁😝😝😃
जब परीक्षा हॉल में कुछ नहीं आ रहा था और पीछे से मैडम ने कहा ………

सीधे बैठो,पीछे वाला देख रहा
है……
😝😝😝 😉 😇

कसम से सीना चौड़ा हो गया..

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Sekuba nalokwe bafana
Kwekushaya I one nje leyi 1 vho
Kulale ngatsi kushashwe ngumphakatsi 😈😠😀😁😂😂

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White : she’s has mental ability
Black : azithi mzala ‘ itsambo ayifiki Ku paraffin .kk kit Kat

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