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HER: Good morning sthandwa’sam.
HIM: 0521345623 pin 1990 (Absa ATM Cardless Withdrawal) R5000

HER: oh my loving and caring hubby.. How was your night?
HIM: 242345608612 Vodacom (R110), ke robetse xap my love.

HER: Mara babe, o ntira eng e sale vroeg so. Anyway, you done bathing?
HIM: Yes love and ready to go to work. PA 3212456790 ZA (Post Office pacel track no)

HER: Im out of words sweetheart, I love you with everything in me.
HIM: You’ll always be my angel. 353245609112 (R29) Vodacom for your brother.

😉THIS IS ME IN 2019😉

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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life,
unless I buy something.

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My Plan For 2018 Was To Save R10 000
But I Still Have R40 Am Still Pushing

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when I see two kids Fighting I stop them and
slap the Ugly one!

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Two reason why I Don’t let my girlfriend to
touch my iphone plus

1.I Dont have girlfriend
2.I don’t have iPhone

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I’ve been baby sitting a one month old baby
since morning till now
she hasn’t told me she’s hungry

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You won’t know that you hav Kung Fu Skills,
Until Cockroaches Run All Over ur Body*

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I need to ask you something that has kept me sleepless and I want you to be totally honest with me. It might be awkward between us after this but I have to know how you feel. I have kept it in my mind for a while now but I think it’s finally time I’ll be straight up and just confront u… I hope this doesn’t ruin the relationship we already have. I just need to know and I don’t see any other way I could get over this. It wouldn’t be fair on me if I don’t get an answer. I want you to tell me truthfully, no matter how harsh it is. I just want your honest opinion… fanta grape ke bokae?

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Those who cut tissues without following the dotted line, what is your problem?

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Hurt her before she hurts you.
I sent her the wrong pin to withdraw money

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ਜ਼ਰੂਰੀ ਨੀ ਕੁੜੀ ਹੱਸੀ ਤੇ ਫਸੀ
ਹੋ ਸਕਦਾ ਥੋਡੀ ਬੂਥੀ ਈ ਦੇ ਕੇ ਹੱਸਦੀ ਹੋਵੇ

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ਸਿੱਧੂ ਮੂਸੇਵਾਲਾ ਤੇ ਕਰਨ ਔਜਲਾ
ਲੜ ਲੜ ਕੇ ਪੈਸੇ ਕਮਾਈ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਆ
ਤੇ ਜਨਤਾ ਕੰਮੈਂਟਾਂ ਚ ਐਂਵੇ ਇਕ ਦੂਜੇ ਨਾਲ
ਸਿੰਗ ਫਸਾਈ ਜਾਂਦੀ ਆ

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ਜਦ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਪਤਾ ਏ ਕਿ ‪‎ਵਾਹਿਗੁਰੂ‬ ਮੇਰੇ ਨਾਲ ਏ,
ਤਾਂ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਇਸ ਗੱਲ ਨਾਲ ਕੋਈ ਫਰਕ ਨੀ ਪੈਂਦਾ ਕਿ ਕੌਣ -ਕੌਣ ਮੇਰੇ ਖਿਲਾਫ ਏ

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Lona owathi u Tira beno Socx banomsindo…..
aycha washeshe wakhuluma…
kahle kahle umuntu onomsindo u Dladla sengisho umshunqisi

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I think I have anger issues… Anytime someone annoys me,
I tend to give him some money cause I’m angry..

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O tsosa Country ya Rona byang ole busy o anega panty ko spekereng sa Calendar come on ladies

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