कल रात पत्नी बोली आज मुझे उसी तरह ट्रीट करो जैसे शादी से पहले करते थे।
मैंने गाड़ी निकाली
उसे रेस्तरां में ले गया डिनर कराया खूब गपशप की
रास्ते में आइसक्रीम खिलाई
और उसके घर के बाहर छोड़कर भाग आया।
तब से ससुर जी के फोन पे फोन आ रहे हैं।
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पहला पैग- 🍻🍺🥂
भाई, I am settled in life, Good Package, Good Incentive, Good Bungalow, Company Vehicle with Driver, only what I am not getting is the *Time* to enjoy with my Friends😊
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चौथा पैग-
यार, *कुत्ता* बना रखा है, *कुत्ता*
हरामजादों ने….
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माता-पिता से बढ़कर इस दुनिया में कोई
नहीं होता…😍
इसलिए जल्दी से शादी💏करें और माता-पिता👪 बन जाएं!😜
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Besides cheating,
what are your plans for this coming December??
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If u win 50 million an your ex need a 49
million for kidney transplant
Which colour are u gonna choose for ur
Lamborghini??
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He will be like ‘please babie send me your pic… you send👩.
After few minutes please babie send a full one😋😚.
Nxaaa what exactly do you want to see???
Some guys yrrrrrrrr
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You know even if you can call him/her BAE in public or
even post his/her pics on social networks
“They will still cheat on you”
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No one choose to be an orphan. No parent choose to die and leave their children without defence, love and care🙄. May God watch over and be with all the orphans in the world😘
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Marrying a fat woman is not a problem.
Problem comes when you are dancing with her……
Its like you are pushing a fridge😂
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Telling a lie
Telling a Lie is a
sin for a child,
fault for an adult,
an art for a lover,
a profession for a lawyer,
a requirement for a politician,
a management tool for a Boss,
an accomplishment for a bachelor,
an excuse for a Subordinate
&
A matter of survival for a Married Man.
😂😜
Am done
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How much money do you think
can solve your current problems?
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Ubufebe buyabulala guys 😢.
Just ask yourself ukuthi why kungekho uGogo obizwa ngo Zinhle,
Mbali, Sne, Rato or Palesa.
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DON’T FORGET YOUR DECEMBER SALARY HAS TO LAST YOU
FOR THE NEXT 3 MONTHS OF JANUARY……
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Imagine Paying R600 Creche Fee And You Hear
Your Kid Saying: “My Name is Four Years Old”
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You Spent The Whole Day With Your Bae
Then She Updates a Status Saying
“What A Boring Day”
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When he knows when your periods end but
doesn’t know your birthday
my sister run away and never look back.
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