UP में बड़ा confusion है इन दिनों , मिश्रा जी ने 2 महीने पहले ट्रेन की टिकट कराई फैज़ाबाद से इलाहाबाद ।
अब एक हो गया अयोध्या दूसरा हो गया प्रयागराज ।
और मिश्रा जी हो गए Without टिकट
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UP में बड़ा confusion है इन दिनों , मिश्रा जी ने 2 महीने पहले ट्रेन की टिकट कराई फैज़ाबाद से इलाहाबाद ।
अब एक हो गया अयोध्या दूसरा हो गया प्रयागराज ।
और मिश्रा जी हो गए Without टिकट
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उसके दिल को भी आधार लिंक करवा दो ,
कितने खाते खुले हुए है पता तो चले !!
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अब पर्यावरण की चिंता होली तक खत्म..
अब होली पे पानी बचाएंगे..😜
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औरतों की गुफ्तगू का पांचवा गियर….
बहन हमारा मुंह न खुलवाएं।
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मै *पीछले 15 दिन* से एक *बात नोट* कर रहा हूँ
*ज्यो ज्यो सर्दी* नजदीक आ रही है *गर्मी कम हो रही है।*
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Never compare ibeef yase Woolworths neyase Roots,
because izinkomo zase Woolworths zihamba icounseling before bazibulale.
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JUAN: Tay may manok po sa kusina tinutuka po yung bigas!
TATAY: Paalisin mo!
JUAN: Hoy manok alis ka daw sabi ni tatay!
TATAY: Bobo! Gulatin mo!
JUAN: Hoy manok? Bulaga!
TATAY: Tanga! Takutin mo!!
JUAN: Manooook? Aswang akooooo awoooo!
TATAY: Ponyeta ka! Bugawin mo!!
JUAN: Boss chicks? 50 lang batang bata.
TATAY: Bobo ka talaga! Hulihin mo na nga lang!
JUAN: Manok? Pulis ako. Taas ang pak pak
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Ladies, When You Reject A Guy Stop Saying ”
But We Can Still Be Friends” Its Bad Manners
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*I think 🤔we have to start removing some people from this App,
especially those who can’t: reed, spale, or spick gud Engilis
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People Who Knows Car Parts Let Us Confuse Them
Me : Front Sit.
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The time is 04:55am and I’m so tired Shem
I really had a busy night😊…
mxm anyway i really need to buy a new broom…
the old one got broken😏
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Facebook must have a
“I want you button” this heart reaction❤ doesn’t work for me
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Witchcraft + Satanism – Is when you walk 🚶♂ 3km to work and when you get to your office you realize you left the office key 🗝 at home 🏡, you leave your heavy brief case 💼 at the office doorstep then you walk back home.
When you arrive you realize you left your house keys 🔑 in that heavy brief case 💼, you go back to the office doorstep and fetch the big brief case 💼.
Then when you get home 🏡 you see the office key in your big brief case 👀
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Two ✌ terrorists having discussion in a bar.
The waiter asks them what the discussion was
about?
Terrorist :- We are planning to kill 10 thousand
people and a donkey 🐺.
Waiter :- Why a donkey?😯
.
Then one terrorist says to the other, “See I told
you nobody will care about the 10 thousand
people
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When you have a fight with your Nigerian boyfriend but
you’re forced to call him “baby” because
you can’t pronounce “Ukhuchukwa”
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If we’re dating and your family likes me
if we break up we gonna be siblings,
I can’t loose a good family just because
of your stubbornness
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