When I’m bored I transfer money to all my ex’s
then I immediately reverse the transaction
and put my phone on silent.

I Don’t See A Reason
Why I Should Eat meat
with Fork And Knife
I mean, The Animal Is already Dead, So
Weapons Are Not Necessary

I asked old man one day the secrect of
reaching 102 years ,and he told he drinks
bottle of whisky everyday ,smokes 2 packs
of cigarette and bath after 4 days .When I
ask how old is he ,he said ”My son ,I`m 25
years old”

in My Next Life , if i Hear The Name “South Africa”
in My Mother’s Womb ,
i Will Just Use Her intestine To Hang Myself

Those who dress smartly and smell fine
but wear wristwatch that isn’t working
are among the problems we face in South Africa

You have been single from January to October
and as we enter in November you found love.
Bro do not accept,
the devil wants to play with your little savings …
Concentrate!

I don’t know english that much
but i know kidney means a knee of a kid

Do you know the pain of getting caught
while you try to fit visitors shoes

If you win 5 million :. How much would you give your bae .
Me:R70

*Before u fall in love, test the strength of your heart by
playing soccer bet with your rent.*