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ਮੈਂ ਸੁਣਿਆ ਕਿ ਪਿਆਰ ਵਿੱਚ ਲੋਕ ਜਾਨ ਵੀ ਦੇ ਦਿੰਦੇ ਆ
ਪਰ ਜੋ ਵਕਤ ਨਹੀਂ ਦਿੰਦੇ ਉਹਨਾਂ ਨੇ ਜਾਨ ਕੀ ਦੇਣੀ ਆ॥

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ਸੁਣਿਆ ਸੀ ਕੁਝ ਪਾਉਣ ਲਈ ਕੁਝ ਖੋਣਾ ਪੈਦਾ ਹੈ
ਪਤਾ ਨਹੀਂ ਮੈਨੂਂ ਖੋ ਕੇ ”ਓੁਸਨੇ ਕੀ ਪਾਇਆ😞

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लड़की वाले – हमे लड़का पसंद नहीं है।
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लडके के घरवाले – जी ! ये पसंद तो हमे भी नहीं
अब क्या करे घर से निकाल दे क्या ??

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अब आप लोग तैरना सीख लीजिए

क्योंकि अब मेरी पोस्ट और गहराई वाली होगीं🤣

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अगर लड़की खुद से “Hi” मैसेज करती है तो….
समझ लेना की उसका टाइमपास नही हो रहा है!!😂
झापड़ी_की

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कंडक्टर – लेडिज सीट पर क्यों बैठा है बे

सांता….- फेसबुक पर ” Kajal” हूँ

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आज वो कई सालों बाद मिली। मेरे पूछने से पहले उसने ही पूछ लिया, “क्या कर रहे हो आजकल?”

मैं भी भोलाभाला, बोल दिया, “बच्चों की पढ़ाई करवाता हूँ, किराना सामान लेकर आता हूँ, बीवी की बातें सुनता हूँ, खाना भी पकाता हूँ …काम भी करता हूँ।”

सब सुनकर बोली, “ग़लती हो गयी रे! तुझे ही हाँ बोलना था।”

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A young mosquito went out flying on its first day. When it returned home the mother asked, how was your first flying day? Young mosquito answered with joy & smile “every person I fly on top of the head was clapping hands for me” The mother with tears said “thank God you came back alive. They were not clapping for you but wanted to kill you”
LESSON FOR LIFE
1. It’s not every one who claps hands for you who are happy to see your success
2. Not every one who smiles & hugs you, loves you.
3. Beware some wish to see you going down so don’t trust every smile & hug you get

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guess by who?

“Racism will never end as long as white cars are still using black tyres.
Racism will never end if people still use black to symbolise bad luck and white for peace.
Racism will never end if people still wear white clothes to weddings and black clothes to funerals.
Racism will never end as long as those who don’t pay their bills are blacklisted not whitelisted.
Even when playing snooker. You haven’t won until you’ve sunk the black ball, and the white ball must remain on the table.

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But I don’t care, as long as I’m still using white toilet paper to wipe my black butt , I’m fine!”..

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BEFORE MARRIAGE..
Man : I have been waiting for this day
Lady : Do you want me to leave?
Man : No
Lady : Do you love me?
Man : Of course
Lady : Will you ever cheat on me?
Man : Never in my life
Lady : Will you ever hug me?
Man : Every chance I get
Lady : Will you hit me?
Man : Are you crazy?
Lady : Can I trust you?
Man : Yes
Lady : Sweet heart

AFTER MARRIAGE :
_Read from bottom to top_

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A daughter is telling her Mother how everything is going wrong. She’s failing algebra, her boyfriend broke up with her, and her best friend is moving away. Meanwhile, her Mother is baking a cake and asks her daughter if she would like a snack. The daughter says, “Absolutely Mom, I love your cake.”
“Here, have some cooking oil,” her Mother offers.
“Yuck” says her daughter.
“How about a couple raw eggs?”
“Gross, Mom!”
“Would you like some flour then? Or maybe baking soda?”
“Mom, those are all yucky!”
To which the mother replies, “Yes, all those things seem bad all by themselves, but when they are put together in the right way, they make a wonderfully delicious cake! God works the same way. Many times, we wonder why He would let us go through such bad and difficult times, but God knows that when He puts these things all in His order, they always work for good! We just have to trust Him and, eventually, they will all make something wonderful. Hope your day is a “piece of cake”

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चौधरी साहब सर पर हाथ धरे बैठे थे।😭
पास से गुज़र रहे उनके मित्र ने पूछा: क्या हुआ भाई?
क्यूँ परेशान बैठे हो.?😎

चौधरी ने कहा : 2 टन का AC ख़रीदा था।
घर जाकर तौला तो 62 किलो का निकला…!!!😂😭
मित्र बेहोश ,,,,

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आदमी ही आदमी का स्वभाव जानता है ??

For example..

Customer :- एक ladies dress चाहिए ?

Shopkeeper:- Wife के लिए चाहिए , या कोई अच्छी सी दिखाऊँ ??

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Am not Accepting any Friend Request again,
the remaining Space is for my future Wife’s Family Members
and Her Village People

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You are not black enough if your mother
never told you to reduce your age
in a taxi to avoid paying for you.

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That annoying Moment when you get into the
most comfortable position in bed
then you realize you forgot to switch off the💡light…

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