What made you break up with your Ex ?
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Me : She stole ma Charger
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Normal price: R150
Black Friday: buy 2 for R299.99
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Wake up people
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Text A Girl “i Heard Something About You”
, And Watch How Fast She Texts Back
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I don’t know what’s wrong with me
but every time a girl calls me “baby”
I send her airtime 😑
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Today l used RedBull instead of water
to make my cofee……
After driving on a freeway for 15 minutes
l realises that l left the car at home🏡
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My roommate’s parents were here today
so before they left they gave us R500 and
said we are going to see what we will buy.
So my roomate doesn’t want to give me my R250
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Before l confirm your friend
Request📲 l need:
Certified copy of your ID📂🗒
Proof of resident🌐
And your parent’s payslip
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She’s complains when I give her a R200 note,
she is now asking for atleast four R50.00
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Don’t be a boring girlfriend,
sometimes you must take your boyfriend to the mortuary
to show him where he belongs if you find him cheating
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*Teacher: what is Jomo Cosmos.?*
*Rainbow: a team that plays so well but has nothing to show for it.*
*Teacher: very good ; so give an example.*
*Rainbow: Kaizer Chiefs is a Jomo Cosmos
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Nkele : Kopa o ‘muff tuuu
Me : ! NKele ke rapela ka molomo o ba2ng✋
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(ਜਿਸ ਆਤਮਕ ਅਵਸਥਾ-ਰੂਪ ਸ਼ਹਿਰ ਵਿਚ ਮੈਂ ਵੱਸਦਾ ਹਾਂ) ਉਸ ਸ਼ਹਿਰ ਦਾ ਨਾਮ ਹੈ ਬੇ-ਗ਼ਮਪੁਰਾ (ਭਾਵ, ਉਸ ਅਵਸਥਾ ਵਿਚ ਕੋਈ ਗ਼ਮ ਨਹੀਂ ਪੋਹ ਸਕਦਾ); ਉਸ ਥਾਂ ਨਾਹ ਕੋਈ ਦੁੱਖ ਹੈ, ਨਾਹ ਚਿੰਤਾ ਅਤੇ ਨਾਹ ਕੋਈ ਘਬਰਾਹਟ, ਉਥੇ ਦੁਨੀਆ ਵਾਲੀ ਜਾਇਦਾਦ ਨਹੀਂ ਅਤੇ ਨਾਹ ਹੀ ਉਸ ਜਾਇਦਾਦ ਨੂੰ ਮਸੂਲ ਹੈ; ਉਸ ਅਵਸਥਾ ਵਿਚ ਕਿਸੇ ਪਾਪ ਕਰਮ ਕਰਨ ਦਾ ਖ਼ਤਰਾ ਨਹੀਂ; ਕੋਈ ਡਰ ਨਹੀਂ; ਕੋਈ ਗਿਰਾਵਟ ਨਹੀਂ ॥੧॥
ਹੇ ਮੇਰੇ ਵੀਰ! ਹੁਣ ਮੈਂ ਵੱਸਣ ਲਈ ਸੋਹਣੀ ਥਾਂ ਲੱਭ ਲਈ ਹੈ, ਉਥੇ ਸਦਾ ਸੁਖ ਹੀ ਸੁਖ ਹੈ ॥੧॥ ਰਹਾਉ ॥
Sri Ravidas Ji saying: Begham Pura (or city without care) is the name of that city (the state of mind in which I now reside). In that place, there is neither any worry, nor fear of tax. There one lives without any fear of error, or any dread of loss.”(1)
“O’ my brother, now I have found a very pleasant country (to reside), where there is always peace and calm.”(1-pause)
बेगम पुरा सहर को नाउ ॥ दूखु अंदोहु नही तिहि ठाउ ॥
नां तसवीस खिराजु न मालु ॥ खउफु न खता न तरसु जवालु ॥१॥
अब मोहि खूब वतन गह पाई ॥ ऊहां खैरि सदा मेरे भाई ॥१॥ रहाउ ॥
जिस आत्मिक अवस्था-रूपी शहर मे मैं बस्ता हु, उस शहर का नाम है बे-ग़मपुरा, और वो मेरे अन्दर ही बस्ता है, वहां न कोई दुःख है, न कोई चिंता है और न ही कोई घबराहट, वहां पर दुनिया जैसी जयादाद नहीं है. और न ही कोई कर वसूलता है , और उस अवस्था मे कोई पाप कर्म करने का खतरा नहीं है, कोई डर नहीं, कोई गिरावट नहीं …………. ऐ मेरे साथियो, अब मैंने वो सुन्दर जगह ढूंढ ली है, जहाँ सदा सुख ही सुख है
Dhan Sri Guru Granth Sahib Ji 345
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Screenshots don’t scare me shame
I have denied voice notes before
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Stolen 😂
KZN has Zuma
KZN has THE KING SHAKAZULU
KZN has Nasty C
KZN has Black coffee
KZN has maskandi
KZN has Gagasi
KZN has khozi fm
KZN has East coast
KZN has Zakes Bantwini
KZN has L’vovo
KZN has Tshath’ ugodo
KZN has Tira
KZN has Okmalum koolkat
KZN has Qhubinja
KZN has Professer
KZN has Danger
KZN has Pearl thusi
KZN has Mpumi
KZN has Ladysmith black mambazo
KZN has Zakwe
KZN has West ink
KZN has Minnie Dlamini
KZN has Mroza
AYBO ZALO olwethu
NeSIBAYA esethu
iVosho eyethu
KZN has Uthando Nesithembu
KZN has Zakwe
KZN has Maraza
KZN has Junior De Rocka
KZN has Felix Hlophe
KZN has Jessica Nkosi
KZN has Thomas Gumede
KZN has Khaya Mthethwa
KZN has Distraction Boyz
KZN has Fact Durban Rocks
KZN has Durban July
KZN has Kwesta
“BAYANYA LABA” owethu noMampintsha
KZN has Babes Wodumo
ANC eyethu
Leader of NFP owethu
KZN has acapella iThimba le-Africa and Abathandwa
Leader of IFP owethu
KZN has Umoba
KZN has Iyadi
KZN has uMax’s Lifestyle
KZN has Zimbali
KZN Ulwandle (ngo December nje nigcwala
la )
KZN has Workshop
KZN has Umlazi Gangster
KZN has the largest Habour
KZN has ABAFANA BAKA GCABA
KZN has Vuma Zion (Mukelani Mkhonza) and Prof Vusi Gama
KZN has Amazulu FC
KZN has Golden Arrows
KZN has MUT
KZN has DUT
KZN has UNIZULU
KZN has UKZN
KZN has Maritzburg United
KZN is The Home of IGQOMU
Konke nje okwethu
even Van dam wabulawa kZN
S.A eyethu
Awusho nawe okukhumbulayo
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ਕਿਸੇ ਆਪਣੇ ਨੂੰ ਧੋਖਾ ਨਾ ਦੇਵੋ ਕਿਉਂਕਿ
ਉਹ ਤੁਹਾਡੇ ਤੇ ਅੱਖਾਂ ਬੰਦ ਕਰਕੇ ਇਤਬਾਰ ਕਰਦਾ ਹੈ
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सुन Pagli मेरा Look अपने अंदर Install मत करना
वरना तेरा Dil कही Hang न हो जाऐ ।
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