Some people feel shy taking a taxi*
*to town because they own cars on*
*facebook*

Question: “What Is Will Power?”

Solid Answer: “It’s When You See 10 Notification, 20 Msgs & 30 Friend Reqeusts, And Still You Click . . . . . . . . . “Logout“

At PVR

“One Chicken Burger Please…..”

“Sir, Do You Want Me To Vomit?…”

“What ?”

“Shall I Vomit Sir?”

(30 Seconds Of Looooong Pause….)

“Oh Ya Ya Please…… Please Warm It…”

People Usually Say There Is No Difference Between Complete & Finish.

But There Is

When You Marry The Right One, You Are Complete.

And When You Marry The Wrong One, You Are Finished.

And When The Right One Catches You With The Wrong One, You Are Completely Finished!

There Was A Party & The Host Was Getting Worried

Because There Were Too Many People And Not Enough Refreshments.

Host Wasn’t Sure If All Of Them Were Invited Or Not.

Then He Got An Idea.

He Turned To Guests & Said: “Will All Those From The Bride Side Of The Family Please Stand Up?”

About 20 People Stood.

Then He Asked: “And From Groom’s Side?”

About 25 More People Stood.

Then He Smiled & Said: “Will All Those Who Stood Please Leave, This Is A Birthday Party”

A Boy’s Eye Is Faster Than Google In Searching A Beautiful Girl In Crowd,

But A Boy’s Heart Is Slower Than Governments Bus While Proposing A Girl Whom He Truly Loves.