A child was born and he was very dark and ugly.
Angels gave him wings and the child softly asked: ‘Am i a fairy?’
and the angels replied : ‘ Nigger please, you are a Bat!!!

People with iPhones can’t send music. They just send a screenshot of them listening to the song. What must we now do? Beatbox!?😒

Wife: I am the book of your life…
Husband: Yes exactly you are right…
If you were a calendar of my life,
then once a year I’ll change it.

Just because I am a man doesn’t mean
I should be able to kill a snake.
My sister, I can scream louder than you.

*Family crisis is when u discover that the father that fathered your father’s mother is not related to your sister’s cousin’s brother…*
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*Are u getting it?*

The way I’m Afraid of People
I don’t think I’m gonna attend my Wedding

There’s someone out there who thinks
your Ex is normal and loyal just imagine

Being broke is tough..
I once bathed with sunlight liquid.
Went to town and it rained,
there I was, covered in bubbles in front of everyone 😣

Most of these skinny Girls eat 5-12 meals a day
and the food goes straight to their attitude.

Just because I’m not your boyfriend it doesn’t mean
you’re not my girlfriend

Boys without beard where do you scratch
when you’re thinking