No Women Can Control Me, No Women Can Control Me”….
But Once She Says Go & Lock The Door You Fly Like A Bird

Witchcraft is when you think that your boyfriend is loyal but
reality is girls just don’t want him..!

So with a criminal record you can “VOTE”✍🏿 for the government
But you can’t “WORK” for them

Classic Revenge… 😜
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Recently somewhere on the streets, Ofengo met his High School Maths Teacher and he asked for the directions to the nearest FNB Bank.
Ofengo: Take a 310 degree turn, walk for about 184.7 metres (round that up to the nearest tens), you will then see a shop which is perpendicular to your right, make an obtuse angle turn and you will see the Bank at a distance of about the logarithm of square root of 7. :/
Let him feel what you felt as a student!!

Remember when growing up you said “I want to be a pilot” 20 years later the only thing you do related to airplanes is FLIGHT MODE on your phone.

Congratulations Mr. Pilot.

Some people when u send a friend request starting acting lyk celebrity🙄relax i jst need lyks or comment frm u if u cnt do either of them i wll unfriend u

Her : Why didn’t you answer your phone??
Me: I lost my memory card

If someone in a Taxi decides to look at your Chat
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Just turn On the Front Camera
You will thank Me later

A woman was pregnant for 9 months and
gave birth to an angel reading this post

Huwawei P10 – Use Headset For Music
Huwawei P20 – Use Wireless Headset For Music
Huwawei P30 – Music Plays in your mind
Huwawei P50 – The Music Plays you
Huwawei P100 – The artist comes out of the phone to perform live