When you treat your bae right, Then God decides to
bless you with another bae.💆�
•°•°•
Amen!

The year 2019 is almost over and yet you, just there, still single. Waking up alone, eating alone, watching movies alone. And in all, you are forever alone..! ☝

LET ME REPEAT 🔂 THIS ONE 😂
👇
An African 🇿🇦 teacher was sent to China to
teach. The first day he entered class, he began by roll-calling.
•
He said “Sheng.” A student said: ”Present.”
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He called the second name, “Chu muon”
Another student said ”Present.”
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Suddenly, he sneezed, ”Hatchia” One student seated at the corner stood up
and said, ”Present Sir.”
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He then exclaimed and said: ”Hmmmm..🤔.”
All the students shouted ”Absent.”
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He got confused 😮 and said,”Chai…”
Three students stood up and said:
”Which one of us?”
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The teacher became more confused and he asked: ”What is wrong?” A student stood up and said: ”Sir, i’m not wrong, i’m called Wong.”
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The teacher now laughed, ”Hahahaha 😃😃”..

A girl said ”Present sir.”🙋
.
The Teacher Collapsed

I need some advice guys.
.
Recently my gf has been
receiving too many calls during very odd hours of
the night. She has also been coming home very
late saying that she was at a team building
meeting at work..
I called her boss and he said
they’ve not had any such meeting for the past
month. so yesterday when she said she was
going for a team building meeting i followed her
on my motorbike 🏍 after two blocks a guy stopped
his car hugged her and opened his car door for
her 💑🚗.
.
I was watching all that from a distance so
they wouldn’t see me.when they finally drove off i
tried to start my bike to follow them but it
couldn’t start. 😢
.
*What could the problem be guys.
The clutch ? Engine? Petrol? Plug? I’m so worried
about my bike

Bare You are not African enough if you never wished
your school to be burnt down..

If you are single, join us, gather here and let’s cry…
Someone might like you and pick you…

Rules for my Girl
,
*Carry at least R100 whenever you come to
visit me
.
*Come with some food, you know I’m broke
.
*Steal your parents money and give it to me
.
*Whenever we make love you must thank
me with at least a pack of cigarettes
.
*I love a woman more if she buys me
cigarettes
.
*Please call me at least 5 times a day
.
*Send me a good morning, good day and
goodnight message everyday
.
*I don’t come to your place, you must
always come to my place
.
*You must let me fuck your friend, if you
don’t want me to cheat.
.
*We don’t go out, unless you willing to pay.
I’m broke mos.
.
*Don’t come when you on your
periods,unless you don’t mind me crossing
the robot.
.
*Buy me clothes please, at least after each
and every 3 months
.
*I hate women who eat more than me
.
*When I’m moody, kindly give me money or
good sex
.
*When I’m sad, kindly buy me a beer
.
*Read my mind, you need to study my mind,
you need to know when I’m hungry
.
*Lastly please buy me airtime, every Friday
,
Oh! And at least have a side nigga who’ll
give you money so that you can give it to
me.

*Dating a Married Man is not the problem until*
*you see your name saved as engine oil.*

Touching Your Pockets And Not Feeling Your Phone 😨😱
Shocks More Than Electricity

Imagine after your wedding👰💍
Cameraman say he forget to press record button 🙈🙈🙈😂😂
What will you do

“I was just checking on you….”
Means, “I love you” you fool, wake up!!!

You having a nice laugh with a nurse in a
taxi then all of sudden she says “HIV needs
you to be like this, you need to laugh with
people”

Don’t Be Surprised If Your Boyfriend
Doesn’t Marry You, it’s Not Easy Paying For
Something That You Already Ate

Ladies,if He kisses u on ur
forehead,it doesn’t mean He is
very romantic nee
Ur mouth may be smelling.

When you’re Single,You See Happy
Couples Everywhere, But When you get
Married, You See Happy Singles Everywhere*.
*This witchcraft is difficult to explain*