In a “Mental Hospital” of 38 patient’s, a journalist asks the Doctor: How do you determine whether to admit a mental patient or not to?
Dr: “Well, we fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient;
(a). a teaspoon,
(b). a glass,
(c). a bucket,
..and ask them to empty the bathtub.”
Journalist: “Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger.”
Dr: “No, a normal person would pull the drain plug!… Please go to bed No.39. We will start further investigations on you!”
……………………………….
😀😀 You also thought of the bucket, didn’t you?
Please go to bed No. 40!

Her: “Can a pregnancy drink beer if nine months is not arrived?”
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Me: “Forget about the beer, this type of English can cause miscarriage!”

Until you are legally married, do not live with a man.
Visit and go back so that others can visit too

Teacher : Name the 5 most corrupt
countries in Africa…
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Sya : Ghana, Kenya, Uganda, Somalia
and nigeria.
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Teacher : What about South Africa?
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Sya : When counting sinners, do you
include Satan?
:/
Have sweet dreamland

Short people hardly forgives maybe they are still angry with God
for making them look like a Roll on

Girlfriend And Boyfriend Chatting On Facebook.

Girlfriend: “Please Stay Up, Just A Little Longer? I Really Want To Talk To You”

Boyfriend: “No, Sorry I Gotta Go”

Girlfriend: “Pleeeeeeeeeeease?”

Boyfriend: “No, My Mom Said If I Don’t Go To Sleep Now She’ll Come Down Here And Bash My Head On The Keyboard yujehs Ndbhuji Dcb Fnekd Xnedj Ucdu Cedtmjg Tjmgjea“

When I was mentally ill
I thought one girlfriend was enough