black girls and fake love for teddy bear and flowers..you people love food,money,cars,Alcohol and Attention!!

That moment when you just lost a fight and when you get home you start thinking about all the kung fu moves you could’ve used

Me: My bitch hasn’t texted me in two hours

Brain: She’s probably cheating on you

Me: No, I bet she’s just sleeping

Brain: but she slept yesterday, didn’t she?

Me: OMG that bitch! How much sleep does she need???

Brain: Breakup

Apart from “I love you,I miss you,I can’t live without you” what other jokes do you know??

You never actually watched a full movie coz u blinked 🤞🤞😁

I don’t know who needs to hear this but sell that iPhone and eat

Somebody kidnap cassper and force him to quit rap😫😫😫