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ਰਿਸ਼ਤੇਦਾਰ – ਪੁੱਤ weekend ਤੇ ਕੀ ਕਰਦਾ ਹੁੰਦਾ ?
ਮੈਂ – ਕ੍ਰਾਈਮ ਪੈਟਰੋਲ ਦੇਖਦਾ
ਰਿਸ਼ਤੇਦਾਰ – ohh !! ਤੈਨੂੰ ਕ੍ਰਾਈਮ ਸ਼ੋ ਪਸੰਦ ਆ ?
ਮੈਂ – ਨਹੀਂ, ਲੋਕੀ ਕਿਦਾਂ ਆਪਣੇ ਰਿਸ਼ਤੇਦਾਰਾਂ ਦਾ ਕਤਲ
ਕਰਦੇ ਆ , ਉਹ ਦੇਖਣਾ ਪਸੰਦ ਆ
ਬਾਅਦ ਚ ਰਿਸ਼ਤੇਦਾਰ ਦਾ ਫੋਨ ਨੀ ਆਇਆ

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ਹਾਸਾ ਆਂਉਂਦਾ ਆਪਣੇ ਪਿਆਰ ਤੇ ਹਫਤਾ ਕੁ ਨਈਂ ਹੋਇਆ…
ਤੈਨੂੰ ਆਪਣੀ ਬਣਾਏ ਨੂੰ ਅੱਜ ਖੋਣਾ ਪੈ ਰਿਹਾ…
ਜਿੰਨਾਂ ਦੇ ਦਿਲ ਵਿੱਚ ਅਸੀਂ ਕਦੇ ਵਸੇ ਹੀ ਨਹੀਂ…
ਓਹਨਾਂ ਲਈ ਰੋਣਾ ਪੈ ਰਿਹਾ …
ਲਿਖਤ✍🏻ਸਾਜਨ ਧਨੌਲਾ

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*Kaizen Story: Tiger in the Toilet* Once a stranded Tiger entered the washroom in a Corporate Office and hid in a dark corner. Since there were people outside the washroom through the day, the Tiger was afraid to come out.
Many people frequented the washroom, but the frightened Tiger didn’t touch anyone. However, after four days it couldn’t bear hunger anymore, so it caught a man who had come in, and ate him.
This man happened to be an Assistant General Manager in the organization, but nobody noticed his disappearance.
Since nothing untoward happened, the Tiger became bolder and after two days caught another man and ate him.
This man was the General Manager of the organization.
Still, nobody worried over his disappearance (Some people even happy that he was not seen in the office).
Next day, the Tiger caught the Vice President who was a terror in the organization.
Again nothing happened. The Tiger was very happy and decided that this was the perfect place for him to live.
The very next day the happy Tiger caught a man who had entered the washroom while balancing a tray of teacups in one hand.
The frightened man fell unconscious. Within fifteen minutes a huge hue and cry ensued, and everyone in the office started looking for the man. The search team reached the washroom, flushed out the Tiger and saved the unconscious man. He was the tea boy in the office.
*Moral of the Story*
It is not the position, but our usefulness to others that makes us lovable and respectable. If your subordinates are happy in your absence that means your not a perfect leader.
Acknowledgement: From the book *Tiger in the Toilet*

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O SENA LE ONE WEEK O KOLOBEDITSWE UTLWE BARE RE “24 YA HEINEKEN KE R34

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Ngendlela onekhanda elikhulu ngayo ikhanda lakho likhulu ngathi unqindi yesidalwa

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Your neighbors will always see the girl you brought home late at night…
But will never see the thief who came to rob you in the middle of the day

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ਹਵਾਈ ਜਹਾਜ਼ਾਂ ‘ਚ ਵਿਸ਼ੇਸ਼ ਦਰਵਾਜ਼ਾ ਰੱਖਿਆ ਜਾਵੇ ਤਾਂ ਕਿ ਉਡਾਨ ਦੇ ਦੌਰਾਨ ਜੇਕਰ ਪਤਾ ਚੱਲੇ ਪਾਇਲਟ ਮੁਸਲਿਮ ਹੈ
ਤਾਂ ਭਗਤਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਬਾਹਰ ਕੁੱਦਣ’ ਚ ਆਸਾਨੀ ਹੋਵੇ
ਇਸ ਪੋਸਟ ਦਾ zomato ਵਾਲੀ ਖਬਰ ਨਾਲ ਕੋਈ ਤਾਲੁਕ ਨਹੀਂ ਹੈ

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Imagine Gauteng e le ka Limpopo, bo tla kwa places like Ga-Sowetho. Ga-Thembisa. GA-Johannesburg.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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A lecturer come in the class and pointed straight at me with a ruler and said to the class: class,,!! At the end of this ruler stands a fool .

I stood up and said to him: But sir this ruler has two ends, or you mean all the ends ,?? As am talking am burned from the varsity until further notice

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Uthi uyagibela etaxini ubone ijezi lakho ubaba wentombi yakho

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Inkinga yamantombazane yokuthana imali kakhuli abangodli emakubo

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ਹਮ ਕਿਸ ਕਿਸ ਕਿ ਨਜਰੋ ਕੋ ਦੇਖੇ.
ਹਮ ਹਰੇਕ ਕਿ ਨਜਰੋ ਮੈ ਰਹੇਤੇ ਹੈ .
ਵਕਤ ਹੀ ਐਸਾ ਪਾਇਆ ਰੱਬ ਨੇ .
ਹਰ ਵਕਤ ਸਫ਼ਰ ਮੈ ਰਹੇਤੇ ਹੈ.

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कमाल का ताना देती है वो अक्सर मुझे,
कि लिखते तो खूब हो..
समझा भी दिया करो JaANi

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दुशमन बने दुनिया तो इतना याद रखना मेरे दोस्त,
तेरा यार जिंदा है तो तेरा हथियार जिंदा है

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ਦੁਨੀਆਂ ਥੋਖਾ ਦੇ ਕੇ ਵੀ ਬੇ ਕਸੂਰ ਐ,,,
ਤੇ ਅਸੀਂ ਭਰੋਸਾ ਕਰਕੇ ਹੀ ਗੁਨਾਹਗਾਰ ਹੋ ਗਏ।। JaANi ✌️

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Bafana Bafana ba Tswana le molekane.
ha kemonahana ketla mothola a kwatile kapa tsuputse

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