Mr and Mrs had two sons one was called mind your own business and the other one is trouble
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Mr and Mrs had two sons one was called mind your own business and the other one is trouble
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A bapale ka wena moshemane , ere hau kena gating yabo ntja e be tsistsinya hlooho e u qenehelA
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Tum mujhe bhul Gaye 😘
Is ka kohi gum nhi tum😘
Mujhe mat bhul jana😘
Hai mera payaar hai😘
Always miss you Originally😘
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Familie*The Kasama Brothel*
The madam opened the brothel door in Kasama and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties.
“May I help you sir?” she asked.
“I want to see Mwansa,” the man replied.
“Sir, Mwansa is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else”, said the madam.
“No, I must see Mwansa,” he replied.
Just then, Mwansa appeared and announced to the man she charged K5000 a visit.
Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand Kwacha and gave it to Mwansa, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Mwansa. Mwansa explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row, as she was so expensive.
There were no discounts. The price was still K5000. Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Mwansa, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Mwansa and they went upstairs.
After their session, the man asked Mwansa to sign a receipt that she had received K15000. She was astonished nevertheless signed on the receipt and said to the man, “No one has ever been with me three nights in a row and for sure this is the first time anyone has asked me to sign a receipt. Where are you from?”
The man replied, “Chipata.”
“Really”, she said. “I have family in Chipata.”
“I know.” the man said.
“Your sister died, and I’m her solicitor. I was instructed to deliver you K15,000 inheritance in person.”
Three things in life are certain.
1. Death
2. Being screwed by a lawyer
3. Wise men come from the east.
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If you have any question ask me
Another wiseman
😂😂😂😂
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ਮੈਂ ਬਚਾਉਂਦਾ ਰਿਹਾ ਸਿਉਂਕ ਤੋਂ ਘਰ ਆਪਣਾ
ਕੁਝ ਕੁਰਸੀ ਦੇ ਕੀੜੇ ਮੇਰਾ ਮੁਲਕ ਖਾ ਗਏ
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3 – 4 ਪੈਗ ਲਾਉਣ ਤੋਂ ਬਾਅਦ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਲੋਕੀ ਅਰਾਮ ਨਾਲ ਸੋਂ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਸੀ ਤੇ ਅੱਜਕੱਲ੍ਹ ਫੇਸਬੁੱਕ ਤੇ ਲਾਈਵ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਨੇ
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ਇੱਕ ਪਿੰਡ ਵਿੱਚ ਇੱਕ ਆਦਮੀ ਰਹਿੰਦਾ ਸੀ ਜੋ ਕਿਤੇ ਵੀ ਗਲੀ ਵਿੱਚ ਖੜ ਕੇ ਪੇਸ਼ਾਬ ਕਰ ਦਿੰਦਾ ਸੀ , ਲੋਕ ਉਸਤੋਂ ਬਹੁਤ ਪ੍ਰੇਸ਼ਾਨ ਸਨ ਤੇ ਉਸਨੂੰ ਬਹੁਤ ਗਾਲ਼ਾਂ ਕੱਢਦੇ ਸਨ , ਜਦੋਂ ਉਸ ਆਦਮੀ ਦਾ ਅੰਤਿਮ ਸਮਾਂ ਆਇਆ ਤਾਂ ਉਸਨੇ ਆਪਣੇ ਪੁੱਤਰ ਨੂੰ ਕਿਹਾ ਕੇ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਲੋਕੀ ਚੰਗਾ ਨਹੀਂ ਸਨ ਸਮਝਦੇ ਤੇ ਗਾਲ਼ਾਂ ਹੀ ਕੱਢ ਦੇ ਸਨ ਤੂੰ ਕੁਝ ਅਜਿਹਾ ਕਰੀਂ ਕੇ ਲੋਕੀ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਮਰਨ ਤੋਂ ਬਾਅਦ ਚੰਗਾ ਕਹਿਣ , ਅਤੇ ਆਦਮੀ ਦੇ ਮਰਨ ਤੋਂ ਬਾਅਦ ਉਸਦਾ ਪੁੱਤਰ ਗਲੀਆਂ ਚ ਘੁੰਮ ਘੁੰਮ ਕੇ ਘਰਾਂ ਮੂਹਰੇ ਪੇਸ਼ਾਬ ਕਰਨ ਲੱਗ ਪਿਆ, ਫੇਰ ਲੋਕੀ ਕਹਿਣ ਲੱਗ ਪਏ ਕਿ ਇਸ ਨਾਲੋਂ ਤਾਂ
ਇਸਦਾ ਪਿਓ ਹੀ ਚੰਗਾ ਸੀ
ਇਸ ਕਹਾਣੀ ਦਾ ਕੈਪਟਨ ਅਤੇ ਬਾਦਲ ਨਾਲ ਕੋਈ ਸੰਬੰਧ ਨਹੀਂ ਹੈ
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ਫਰਕ
ਉਤਰਾਖੰਡ – ਹੜ੍ਹ ਦੌਰਾਨ 300 ਰੁਪਏ ਦੀ ਚੋਲਾਂ ਦੀ ਪਲੇਟ ਅਤੇ 100 ਰੁਪਏ ਦੀ ਪਾਣੀ ਵਾਲੀ ਬੋਤਲ ਵਿਕੀ ਸੀ
ਪੰਜਾਬ – ਲੋਕੀ ਹੱਥ ਜੋੜ ਜੋੜ ਆਖ ਰਹੇ ਨੇ ਵੀਰੇ ਸਾਡੇ ਕੋਲ ਵਾਧੂ ਆ
ਅਗਲੇ ਪਿੰਡ ਲੈ ਜਾਵੋ
ਪੰਜਾਬ ਉਜਾੜਨ ਵਾਲੇ ਤਾਂ ਖੁਦ ਹੀ ਉਜੜ ਗਏ
ਬਾਬੇ ਨਾਨਕ ਦੀਆਂ ਬਰਕਤਾਂ
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ਸਾਡੀ ਇੱਜ਼ਤ ਹੀ ਰਹਿ ਜਾਂਦੀ
ਸਾਡੀ ਇੱਜ਼ਤ ਹੀ ਰਹਿ ਜਾਂਦੀ
ਚੁੱਪ ਚਾਪ ਤੁਰ ਗਈ ਏਂ
ਸਾਨੂੰ ਫਿੱਟੇ ਮੂੰਹ ਹੀ ਕਹਿ ਜਾਂਦੀ
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Life does not have any hand but sometimes it surely gives you a slap
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Adik sa ml si juan na sawa ni maria
Maria: mahal ano ipapangalan natin sa kambal nating anak na babae?
(Naglalaro si juan nang bigla sya nakapatay ng kalaban)
Juan: ANNE INEME HABINGSLEIN!
Maria:wow how fabulous! Walang kaparehas!
Eh yung kay baby boy?
Juan: LANCH ATHAK!
Maria: very good pero kung mahal tawag ko sayu anung tawag mu sakin?
Juan:PERS BLOOD
Maria: buset ka! Maghiwalay na nga tayo! Lalayas na ko dito!
Juan:VICTORY
Maria:😓😓😓
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At a wedding ceremony the pastor asked if there was anyone who had any reason why the marriage shouldn’t go on; it was time to stand up and speak, or forever let them hold their peace.
*The moment of utter silence was interrupted by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She started slowly walking toward the pastor*.
Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride slapped the groom. The groom’s mother fainted. The bridal trail scooted towards the door.The groom’s men huddled together like a bereaved flock, wondering how best to help save the situation.
The pastor asked the woman, “Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?”
*The woman replied, “I can’t hear from the back.*
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Girls be like “men are dogs,men are dogs”now you are pregnant with a baby boy and you are starting to say “my handsome child” no my sister that’s puppy
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ਨਾਨਕ ਨਾਮ ਚੜ੍ਹਦੀ ਕਲਾ
ਤੇਰੇ ਭਾਣੇ ਸਰਬਤ ਦਾ ਭਲਾ
ਜਿਸਤੇ ਹੋਵੇ ਤੇਰੀ ਕਿਰਪਾ
ਉਸਦੇ ਸਿਰ ਤੋਂ ਟਲੇ ਬਲਾ
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WAKE UP PARENTS*
Years back, *poor illiterate parents* produced
🔹Doctors,
🔹Engineers,
🔹 Scientists,
🔹 Accountants,
🔹 Lawyers,
🔹 Architects,
🔹 Professors.., Teachers , Nurses, etc whom I will refer to as *Group ‘A’*.
These *Group ‘A’* Children struggled on their own after Primary 6 or Grade 12, to become notable personalities. Most of them
👉🏾trekked to school *barefooted*
👉🏾went to farms
👉🏾fetched water and firewood
👉🏾cared for domesticated animals
👉🏾did some work including trading after school to survive.
Now Group ‘A’ ,who have now become Parents themselves are *producing Group ‘B’ Children*
These group B children are
🔹pampered
🔹 helped in their homeworks or home assignments from nursery school through secondary schools to higher institutions.
🔹chauffeur driven to very expensive schools or are sent abroad to study.
🔹they can watch movies from morning till dawn after school.
🔹 they are treated like baby kings and queens.
🔹they don’t do any household chores.
🔹Food is put on the table for them,
🔹their plates are removed and washed by parents or house maids.
🔹They are given expensive cars and clothes,
🔹not forgetting *big pocket money to be wasted* !!!.
🔹Their parents help them in doing their assignments.
🤔 In spite of all these, only few can *speak* or *write* correctly. 😏
🤔Group ‘A’ Parents cared for their own *parents* and *children*, Group ‘B’,their Children are still *struggling to find their feet at age 30+*.‼
🤔They find it difficult to do things on their own because they are used to being helped to think and doing things by Group ‘A’. So they can’t help themselves, their parents or the society. THEY ABANDON THEIR PARENTS IN THEIR BID TO ACQUIRE THE WORLD
😴 *Where do you belong*❓
🏮Reduce the pampering and the unnecessary help you offer your children.
🏮 Let your children *grow in wisdom, intelligence and strength*.
🏮Let them face the truth and the realities of life. Teach them to grow to become *independent adults.* Teach them to
👉🏾fear God,
👉🏾respect others and
👉🏾develop confidence in themselves.
🤔Parents, discipline your children to become disciplined adults, *useful* and not *useless.*
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the worst thing about being in a relationship is that you have to bath even on weekends*
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