Her clothes may look nice & stunning, but her panties might have holes..!

Arguing with a woman it’s like wrestling with a pig in mud.
After an hour you realise the pig likes it

The judge says to a double murder defendant, “You’re charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.”
A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, “You bastard!”
The judge says, “You’re also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with the same hammer.”
The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, “You ROTTEN bastard!”
The judge stops and says to the man in the back of the courtroom. “Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at these crimes, but no more outbursts from you, or I’ll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?”
The man stands up and says, “I’m sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen years I’ve lived next door to that arsehole, and every time I asked if I could borrow a hammer, he said he didn’t have one”.

Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.
Me: I’d rather not, I really need this job!

Speaking on behalf of all girls!
Boys stop giving us your money
we’re not your kids😾
We only care about what’s in the trouser.

By the way Orlando Pirates last beat The Glamour Boys in the year 1BC!!!
😝😝😝😝

BC = Before Corona