I think we should have some rules
about mask wearing in shops. With
everyone wearing masks it will be
hard to tell the difference between
normal shoppers and robbers. I
propose that it be compulsory for
shoppers to wear white masks and
robbers black masks. That should
save a lot of confusion😼

Our house was so dirty that we had to
wipe our feet when we went out

Marriage certificate is not enough.
i wanna sit next to you in your I.D photo.

If cheating could generate electricity,
some girls could power AFRICA and
two European countries 🏃🏃

Between somebody and someone who’s someone exactly?

A man walks into a doctor’s office
and the doctor sits him down.
“OK what’s your problem sir?”
“I’m half deaf” he replied
“That’s ridiculous! You can’t be
half deaf!There is no such thing!”
“Yes there is!”
“OK OK! Go down the hall and I’ll
shout a number and you shout it
back.”
“OK!” He said
When he got to the end of the hall
the Doctor shouts down.
“88 shouted the doctor.
“44”shouted the man

The way they’re so happy that churches are finally opening,
you might think they don’t lawyer…

Hubby says “I fancy kinky ***, can I c*m in your ear?” Wife says “No I might gone deaf” Hubby says “but for the past 20 years I’ve c*ming in your mouth but you’re still f**king talking”

Big nose says church leaders are also essential front line workers,
this guy must be smoking his own for-skin…