People who are online without the Green Dot are
More dangerous than Electricity

A man with matric is gay,
a real man has grade 3 and a gun

I still can’t believe that we’re on day 71 of 21 days of Lockdown

This is the 1st year that I could not go to Durban July due to Covid19.

It is usually due to lack of money

Why are you still online at this time?
Sleep, witches are waiting for you they want to send you to Nigeria😾

If Corona decides to affect the cheating partner in the relationship,
are u gonna survive or I should mind my own business

South African police be like “Shut up and start talking wena mahn

It took SAB just 2 days to deliver beers to all 9 provinces , department of education is struggling to deliver masks and sanitizers for the past 3 weeks now , we have wrong people working for the gorvernment

Two things that comes into a lady’s mind when visiting a guy.
1 I will not open my legs for him
2 let me just shave incase.