Welcome to Africa where Anna dates John, gets impregnated by Mike , William accepts the pregnancy, Marvellous pays the damage, Alfred raises the child then gets married to Eric* *😂😂😂imagine *

Wife_* : *Beer won’t take you anywhere dear*
*_Hus_* : *Nobody drinks it as a mode of transport*

Ladies I’ve been saying this, stop using different kind of charger for your phone, it can spoil the charging port! If you know, you know.*

*Corona Virus is now boring, next year we want something like vampires and zombies chasing us everyday. We need some action not social distancing.*

I’m not against makeup but a gold nose

There are some ladies who won’t cheat or worry you
about money but their stubbornness😡😠
will frustrate your life..!

What happens when a one night stand goes well better than what you expected, does it still remain a one night stand.. ?

If your boyfriend doesn’t reply your text, he’s either sleeping or reading Bible📖.
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We Men Don’t Cheat..!

Me wearing earrings, mask, glasses and earphones…
My ears: Do you want me to hold your bag too?

Am i the only one who write grocery list and
save pictures on person’s contacts who blocked me on WhatsApp