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10 mins ago I was bored. So I decided to call the police.
Me: Hello, help.
Police: What happened?
Me: 5000 people are following me.
Police: Calm down, where are you?
Me: Facebook!
Police: Idiot!!!

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An announcement to all members of this App. We are humbly requesting you all to leave the App tomorrow morning from 9am to 1pm. *we want to PAINT the room*. Christmas is approaching, thank you!

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*Love Your*
*”Own Beautiful Wife”*
🔹Don’t shout at your
wife when you are
talking. It really
hurts her.
*Proverbs 15:1*
🔹Do not speak evil
of her to anyone.
Your wife will become
who you call her.
*Gen. 2:19*
🔹Do not share her love
or affection with another
woman.
It is called Adultery.
*Matt. 5:28*
🔹Never compare your
wife to another woman.
If the other woman was
good for you, God would
have given her to you.
*2 Cor. 10:12*
🔹Be gentle and
accommodating. She
has sacrificed so much
to be with you.
It hurts her deeply
when you are hash
and irritating.
Be tender.
*Eph. 4:2*
🔹Hide nothing from her.
You are now one and
she’s your helpmate.
Let there be no secret
you are keeping
from her.
*Gen. 2:25*
🔹Do not make negative
comment about her
body. She risked her
life and beauty to carry
your babies. She is a
living soul not just
flesh and blood.
*Proverbs 18:22*
🔹Do not let her body
determine her worth.
Cherish and appreciate
her even till old age.
*Eph. 5:29*
🔹Never shout at her
in the public and in
private. If you have
an issue to sort with
her, do it in the privacy
of your room.
*Matt. 1:19*
🔹Thank and appreciate
her for taking good
care of you, the kids
and the house. It is
a great sacrifice she
is making.
*1 Thesso. 5:18*
🔹All women cannot
cook the same way;
appreciate your
wife’s food.
It is not easy to cook
three meals a day,
365 days a year
for several years.
*Pro. 31:14*
🔹Never place your
siblings before her.
She is your wife.
She is one with you.
She must come
before your family.
*Gen. 2:24*
d.
That’s the best thing
you can do for her.
*Eph. 5:26*
🔹Spend time with her
to do Bible study
and pray.
*James 5:16*
🔹Make time to play
with her and enjoy
her company.
Remember when you
are dead, she’s gonna
be by your grave but
your friends may be
too busy to attend
your funeral.
*Ecc. 9:9*
🔹Never use money
to manipulate or
control her. All your
money belongs to
her. She is a joint heir
with you of the
grace of God.
*1 Pet. 3:7*
🔹Do not expose her
weakness. You will be
exposing yourself too.
Be a shield around her.
*Eph. 5:30*
🔹Honour her parents
and be kind to her
siblings.
*SOS. 8:2*
🔹Never cease to tell
her how much you
love her all the days
of her life. Women
are never tired of
hearing that.
*Eph. 5:25*
🔹Grow to be like Jesus.
That’s the only way
you can be a good
and godly husband.
*Rom. 8:29*
*SAVE A HOME TODAY,*
*PASS IT ON*

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The worst feeling ever is acting that
you are fine while you are not at all

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A year ago, I wasn’t who I am today. A year from now, I aspire to be even better. Personal growth takes time, but all great things do, so be patient.

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Power of Silence:
A seed grows with no sound,
but a tree falls with huge noise…
Destruction has noise, but creation is quiet.
This is the power of silence.
“Grow Silently”

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We can save many relations…
If we understand a simple fact,
that people are not wrong,
they are just different from our expectations.

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Life is like a sea. We are moving without an end.
Nothing stays with us.
What remains is just the memories of some people who touched us as waves .

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I was in a church last Saturday, a male and female were sitting next to me. I was so shocked when the female started to pull her dress up and lift the bra and the male started sucking her nipple like there was no body watching them… the female was around 28yrs and the male is just 3 months old. Thanks for reading,
I’m in my house if you like come and beat me.

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ਪੰਜਾਬੀ snapchat ਤੇ
ਮੁੰਡਾ – ਯਾਰ ਆਪਣੀ ਗੱਡੀ ਦਵੀਂ
ਦੂਜਾ ਮੁੰਡਾ – ਕੀ ਕਰਨੀ ?
ਮੁੰਡਾ – ਕੁਛ ਨੀ ਯਾਰ ਬਸ
snapchat ਤੇ ਸਟੋਰੀ ਪਾਉਣੀ ਆ

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एक पाकिस्तानी कहानी।
😂😂😉
अशरफ अली विदेश से एक ऐसा कुत्ता 🐕 खरीद कर लाया
.
जो बहुत समझदार था
और सिर्फ सूंघकर ही अपने मालिक के सगे-सम्बन्धियों को पहचान सकता था.
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घर आते ही अशरफ अली ने कुत्ते 🐕 को आदेश दिया –
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“जाओ और मदरसे से मेरे बच्चों को लेकर आओ !”
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कुत्ता फ़ौरन मदरसे 🏠 की तरफ दौड़ गया
और काफी देर तक वापस नहीं आया.
.
जब बहुत ज्यादा देर हो गई तो आदमी 😟 को चिंता होने लगी.
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उसकी पत्नी आयशा बेगम हाय-तौबा करने लगी
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तो वह खुद कुत्ते 🐕 और अपने बच्चों को ढूँढने के लिए घर से निकला.
.
तभी उसने देखा कि सामने से
कुत्ता 🐕बच्चों के एक पूरे झुण्ड 👭👬👫👯को घेरे हुए लेकर आ रहा है.
.
इन बच्चों में से
.
2 उसकी नौकरानी के,
3 उसके पड़ोसियों के,
1 उसकी साली का और
2 बच्चे उसकी सेक्रेटरी के थे…
बेगम फनफनाती हुई बोली –
“तो इसका मतलब ये सारे बच्चे तुम्हारे हैं ???”
जवाब में अशरफ अली दहाड़ा? –
.
“ये तो मैं बाद में बताऊँगा
पहले ये बताओ कि कुत्ता 🐕 हमारे 2 बच्चों को लेकर क्यों नहीं आया ???”
😆😆😆😆
नोट – इस पाकिस्तानी कहानी से जिस भी हिंदुस्तानी को मिर्ची लगे, उसे आप लोग अशरफ अली मान सकते हैं।

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शादी मतलब….
तेरे जैसा कोई नहीं……से लेकर
तेरे जैसे बहुत देखे हैं…..
तक का सफर…..😊😊😊😊
शादी मतलब……
कहाँ गई थी जान….से लेकर….
कहाँ मर गई थीं…..
तक का सफर……😊😊😊😊
शादी मतलब……
आप मुझे नसीब से मिले हो…..
से लेकर…..
नसीब फूटे थे, जो तुम मिले…..
तक का सफर…..😊😊😊😊
शादी मतलब…..
अजी सुनते हो, से लेकर……
बहरे हो गए हो क्या…..?????
तक का सफर……😊😊😊😊
शादी मतलब……
आप रहने दीजिए……से लेकर…..
मेहरबानी करके आप तो रहने ही दो….
तक का सफर…

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कल मैं बस में सफर कर रहा था..
मेरे बाजू वाली सीट पर एक युवक और एक युवती बैठे थे।
दोनों एक दूसरे के लिए अजनबी थे।
थोड़े समय के बाद वे आपस में बातें करने लगे।
बातचीत उस मुकाम तक पहुँची जहाँ मोबाइल नंबर का आदान प्रदान होता है।
लड़के का मोबाइल किसी वजह से ऑफ था।
तो उसने अपनी जेब से एक कागज बरामद किया,लेकिन लिखने के लिए उसके पास पेन नहीं था।
बाजू की सीट पर बैठे हुए मेरा सारा ध्यान उन्हीं दोनों की तरफ था,इसलिए मैं समझ गया कि, लड़की का मोबाइल नंबर लिखने के लिए लड़के को पेन की जरूरत है।
उसने बड़ी आशा से मेरी तरफ देखा…
मैंने अपनी शर्ट के ऊपरी जेब में लगाकर रखा हुआ अपना पेन निकाला और..
चलती हुई बस से बाहर फेंक दिया।
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“…ना खाऊँगा, ना खाने दूँगा..।।”

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अध्यापक (कक्षा मे) , बच्‍चो बताओ कि दूध को
खराब होने से बचाने के लिए क्या करना चाहिए?
सोनू, जी उसे पी लेना चाहिए

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“🍀 Read with patience 🍀
USED 🚗 vs. LOVED❤
🌹While a man was polishing his new car, his 6 yr old son picked up a stone and scratched lines on the side of the car.
🌹In anger, the man took the child’s hand and hit it many times;❤
🌹not realising he was using a wrench.❤
🌹At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures.❤
🌹When the child saw his father…❤
🌹with painful eyes he asked, ‘Dad when will my fingers grow back?’❤
🌹The man was so hurt and speechless;❤
🌹he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times.❤
🌹Devastated by his own actions…..❤
🌹sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches;❤
🌹The child had written ‘LOVE YOU DAD’.❤❤
🌹The next day that man committed suicide. . .❤
🌹Anger and Love have no limits;❤
🌹Choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely life….❤❤.
🌹Things are to be used and people are to be loved.❤
🌹But the problem in today’s world is that,❤
🌹People are used and things are loved.❤
🌹Let’s always be careful to keep this thought in mind:❤
🌹Things are to be used,but People are to be loved.❤
🌹Watch your thoughts; they become words.❤
🌹Watch your words; they become actions.❤
🌹Watch your actions; they become habits.❤
🌹Watch your habits they become character;❤
🌹Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.❤
🌹I’m glad a friend forwarded this to me as a reminder.❤
🌹God bless you.❤
🌹If you don’t pass this on nothing bad will happen;
🌹If you do, you might change someones’ life.❤
🌹Do u know the relationship between your two eyes?❤
🌹They blink together, move together, cry together, see things together & sleep together.❤
🌹Even though they never see each other.❤
🌹Friendship should be just like that!
🌹Life is vanity without FRIENDS.

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*BAD LUCK* *is when the wind blows a
Girl’s skirt up, and the same wind blows
dust into your eyes.
And u end up seeing nothing*

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