एक अस्सी साल के बुजरग नै बुढ़ापे के अकेले पण तै तंग आकै एक सत्तर साल की विधवा गैल ब्याह कर लिआ …
सुहागरात नै बेगम धोरै गया अर … उसका हाथ पकड़ कै सो ग्या …
दूसरी रात बी याए काम करया बुढ़िया का हाथ पकड़ कै सो गया …
तीसरी रात बी …
चौथी बी …
पांचवी रात हाथ पकड़न लाग्या तो बुढिया बोल्ली … आज मेरी तबियत कुछ ठीक नाहै जी … आज रैहण दो प्लीज
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डूबाते वक्त अगर बिस्कुट टूटकर चाय में गिर जाए तो
कुछ लोग ऐसे दुखी होते है
जैसे पुरखों की संपत्ति हाथ से निकल गई हो
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पत्नी: मेरी सहेली बोल रही थी कि मुझे भी आपके बेटे जैसा ही बेटा चाहिये.
पति: तो क्या हुआ, रात को बुला लो उसे. 😉
😳😂 कमरे में सन्नाटा 😂😳
कहानी यहीं खत्म नहीं होती. आगे तो सुनो पत्नी ने क्या कहा…
पत्नी: पर मैने तो उसे वर्मा जी के यहाँ भेज दिया। 😜😜
😷😝 सन्नाटा ख़त्म ही नहीं हो रहा
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Happiness is not a choice, satisfaction is. Happiness is something that happens to you when you’re not seeking it. Just like love. It hits you like a wave in the most unexpected moments. Satisfaction is being happy with whatever you have even if it’s not exactly what you want now. Satisfaction is peaceful.
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People who are attracted to you because of
your pretty face or nice body
won’t be by your side forever.
But the people who can see
how beautiful your heart is
will never leave you.
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If you want someone to listen to you,
start the conversation with
“I shouldn’t be telling you this but..”
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What’s worse than a heartbreak?
“ever cheated on a exam and still failed?
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I thought I knew English until I heard my neighbour explaining the difference between Email and Gmail,
(1)Email – the mails which are sent using Electricity
(2)Gmail -the mails which are sent using a Generator
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!!!!!!GONE TOO SOON!!!!!!
It is my great sympathy to inform u about the death of our beloved friend and well known gentleman called Mr. 2017 he survived with 12 wives(months), 52 children(weeks) and 365 grand children (days). funeral will take place on Sunday 31st December at 23 59 hrs for more information contact pastor January on phone number 01 01 2018 have a wonderful festive SEASON……….
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RANDOM:
Did you know?…
If you send to a girl cash for transport to come over but she decides not come over and does not refund that money…
You can refer to Section 492(i) of the Criminal Procedure Act & file a case of theft under false pretence, & she can be jailed for up to 7 years?
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What is love?
Love is when your husband catches you with another man naked and still say “honey, dress up, let’s go home
* What is death ?*
Death is when you follow him
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Drugs For Husbands!
💉💊🔬
This really cracked my ribs …..
New drugs for men created by women scientists are waiting for NAFDAC approval…😔
ANIVERSIA: the drugs Triggers memories for birthdays and anniversaries…
SLIMOXIL: this one widens male cornea making wives always appear slim…
SPORTOBLIND X: Reacts with optic nerve to prevent men from recognizing the word “Sports” on DSTV…
WORKOCETAMOL: Generates an insatiable desire in men to do household chores…
SHOPHOFOBEX: Makes men eager to take wives for shopping every week and wait patiently…
FLIRTONATE-N: It reduces vision whenever a pretty woman passes by.
VERYTASTYMYCIN : Induces husbands to always praise wife’s cooking….no matter how it tastes…!
Don’t just laugh alone but share with our femalefolks who need to laugh and men who must be aware before they fall victim
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Hello guys
Anyone single here?
If yes please whatsapp me your details.
Am selling a single bed.
Thank you
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मणिशंकर अय्यर बोल्या … मोदी जी की राजनीती नीचता आली है …
मोदी जी नै स्टेज पै रुक्का तार दिया … कांग्रेस आले मन्नै नीच कवैं हैं …
कांग्रेस नै मणिशंकर अय्यर सस्पैंड कर दिया …
ये क्या हो रहा है भाई ये क्या हो रहा है …
सब जनता तै सुतिया बणारे हैं वोट खात्तर …
अर हम इनके खिलाफ कुछ लिख दयां तो थमनै लाग्गै बेरा ना के जुल्म हो गया …
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एक भइया डाक्टर धौरै जाकै बोल्या ::- एजी डाक्टर जी सुनिए ना … हमको ना बइठे बइठे भी सांस चढ़ जाता है ऐसा काहे … बोलिए ना … डाक्टर जी …
डाक्टर ::- तो सुसरे किसी की गोद मैं धार लेण नै बैठ्या करै … खड़या हो स्यामी मेज पै बैठ
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Life is about moving on, accepting changes and
looking forward to what makes you stronger
and more complete
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