In front of all the people here ,
I have to tell you that i am deeply in love with you..
You are my everything..
You are the reason that i wake up with a big smile kn mu face every morning♥️
God bless you my backbone
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IMOZULU kaJANUARY
Liza kuthi gqwa gqwa ngeeCent ezimbalwa kwiBank Account eziliqela.
Ngenxa yalaa msinga weStationery neUniform kothanda ukufudumala phaya koShoprite nooSpar, lide linwenwele phaya koJet, koPep nakoWoolworths, ngenxa yamaxabiso.
Liza kukhuph’iintlanzi emanzini komatshonisa nakwiz’kopari, ligqatse emiqolweni ukuya kwiAA namanqina.
Linamaqhwa kwitarvern nakoSpur, ukuya koKFC, koMcDonald naphaya koFood Lovers. Uyacetyiswa mbukeli uzigulise uthi unesisu.
Kulindeleke ingqele kwiiWallet neeBra zomama, andisathethi ke ezibhankini liya kuqhaqhazelisa amazinyo zii-overdrafts.
Linomoya okhatshwa zibhotile zamanzi phaya kwiiFridge neekhabhati till next month.
Xesh’elimnandi !!!
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Amazing Calendar
*(2018)*
01-01-2018 Sunday
02-02-2018 Sunday
03-03-2018 Sunday
04-04-2018 Sunday
05-05-2018 Sunday
06-06-2018 Sunday
07-07-2018 Sunday
08-08-2018 Sunday
09-09-2018 Sunday
10-10-2018 Sunday
11-11-2018 Sunday
12-12-2018 Sunday
Interesting….
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This morning I went jogging but then I remembered
Proverbs 28:1 which says “
the wicked shall run when no one is chasing them “….
I went back home
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I overhead my mom praying for me saying
“no alcohol shall touch my son’s lips” I laughed and said,I’m
gonna use a straw.
😁😁😁😁😁
The devil is a liar
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Bill: Why are you so tense?
Jack: Just fought with my wife. That woman just fights for no reason at all.
Bill: Why what happened?
Jack: We both were excited and about to start having sex …
she removed her Top and jeans ….
I just asked why are you wearing your sister’s Underwear ..
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Ngoni:* How are you dear?
*Mary:* I’m fine thanks!
*Ngoni:* So what’s your favorite color?
*Mary:* Ohh please, stop asking stupid questions! Ask me something more interesting and intellectual please.
*Ngoni:* Ooh, how many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of Sulfuric Acid at standard temperature and pressure?
*Mary:* Eeer bemgizidlalela mina; my favorite colour is dark white!
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Uma ubabazala emutsha kuWhatsapp uzabona
08:30 typing…
09:00 typing…
09:30 typing…
Wena ngaleso iskhathi suyethukile usuzibuza ukuth kanti lomfazi uhambe wayaceba yini kibo angathi ubabazala ubhala amagama anzima
Then ngo10:00 uzabona imessage ingena ” salubonani mokhenyan linjuna lemulu”
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*To all real men out there you should please note*
Next year We Dating Girls With Real Eyebrows..
The Drawers Will Draw Their Own Boyfriends.
Happy 2018
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So you go to your girlfriends place
without notice and find another guy ,
Then you get hurt,
But my brother the bible says
only Jesus will come like a thief without notice,
you are not Jesus, stop being emotional.
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10 WAYS TO MAKE YOUR HUSBAND HAPPY:
1. Give him sex
2. Obey him.
3. Love his parents.
4. Respect his siblings.
5. Never argue with him.
6. Always make him feel he’s the superior. 7. Never investigate his phone.
8. Kiss him when he insults you.
9. Don’t waste his property.
10. Support him when he’s broke.
10 WAYS TO MAKE YOUR WIFE HAPPY:
1. Give her money.
2. Always give her money.
3. Continue to give her money.
4. Keep giving her money.
5. Never get tired of giving her money.
6. Give her money even before she asks.
7. Just continue to give her money.
8. Just keep giving her money.
9. Just never get tired of giving her money.
10. Just give her money even before she asks.
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STRESS vs PAIN
Sometimes kubukeka ngathi kungcono ukuzwa istress kunokuzwa ipain kanti ingcono ipain kunestress,
Inkinga istress sigijima nenqondo kanti ipain igijima nenyama emzimbeni.
Ungcono umuntu ozwa ipain kunomuntu obhekene nestress. If uya kwadokotela uyawathola amaphilisi epain but awekho okuqeda istress.
Kubuhlungu ukuba nestress kodwa kubuhlungu kakhulu ukupretenda sengathi awnaso istress kanti uhleli nabantu abakhululekile.
Istress sikwenza ungalali kungekhona ukuthi ucefezelwa izinja zakamakhelwane, sikwenze ungadli usuthe i-aphetyt kuphele ispeysi sokudla, sikugqokise izimpahla wawuzigqoka eminyakeni ewu 5 endlule.
Nazi engizithandayo ngalamadoda amabili uStress no Pain, bathi
Asibheki ukuthi uzalwa umabani, asibheki ubulili neminyaka, asibheki ukuthi uphuma ekhaya elinjani.
Ungasibukeli kude isimo somuntu mangabe singakabhekani nawe ngoba kusasa kungawe.
Istress sibambelele kumaproblems, ungagxili enkingeni oyibonayo ukuthi ngeke isalunga but let it go, lungisa okulungisekayo. Ayikho ipain eyophela ungazange wazithunuka, qale uthunukale ukuze uzosinda
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After church on Sunday, Skebhe’s wife saw her husband sitting quietly at the sitting room. She got concerned and decided to ask him, “Darling, why are you sitting so quiet?
What is it that is bothering you?”
Skebhe replied, “I’m still thinking about what the pastor said.
It’s making me uncomfortable.”
His wife asked, ”What is it?”
He replied, ”The pastor confessed he slept with all married and single women in the church but only one woman didn’t want to sleep with him.”
The wife replied, “It must be that Mrs LUKHELE. She thinks she is better than everyone!”
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Don’t rob a friend, a partner, family member or the world of someone that could have been a real companion, and someone that could make a difference. Don’t ever give up being special!
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“We’re born alone, we live alone, we die alone.
Only through our love and friendship
can we create the illusion for the moment
that we’re not alone.
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If you love someone, be brave enough to tell them,
otherwise, be brave enough to watch them
be loved by someone else.
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