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Courage is when you call for the attention of aa 16yrs old girl, then you tell her you love her, and u wana date her for a while,( in the hearing of her dad )

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My neighbour has started playing Kulungile Baba Since Friday…… I think his daughter has failed Again…..

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How long have you been holding all those words in your head,
hoping to use them?

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WHITES: “Is the boss here?”

BLACKS: “Usefikile ubab’wakho?”

owakho uBoss nimbiza bani?

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Sanbona igama lami uPhumlani, eh nghlala eNewcastle, eh thnx for reading my story.. eh b4 ngiqale angiqale ngibingelele bese singena odabeni.

Eh Syabingelela kakhulu kuwona wonk umuntu ola. Ngethembe syaphila sonke. Angbingelele bakwethu besengingena odabeni ngoba nesikhathi asikho kahle, Sanbonani sboge ithuba; asethembe sonke samukelekile.

Njengoba bese Ngshilo keh ukuthi igama ngingu Phumlani angbingelele ezkhulwini zonk ezisivakashele ngokwezikhundla, Sanbonani siyanamukela.

Ngbingelele nakumuntu wonke ongaphakathi Sanibonani nonke.

Bakwethu iskhathi esinaso sincane kakhulu ngakho angbingelele masinyane bese sidlulela odabeni.

Ukuze songe iskhathi mphathi hlelo angizukubamude kakhuli. Angbonge nakuwe ngethuba osungiphe lona ngyakubingelela nawe.

Ngbingelela kuwona wonke nje umuntu ongaphakathi, wonke umuntu. Sbingelele bakwethu.

Nawe osekhaya syabingelela, abasemajele kuphi nakuphi ezbhedlela syabingelela nakubo. Kuhle ukbingelela masiphila ezweni. Sanbonani.

Eh bakwethu iskhathi esinaso sincane angingene odabeni. Nobengakangeni ngibingelela angimshiyi ngaphandle Ngyabingelela nakuye Sawbona boh….!

Ngenxa yesikhathi ngbona umphathi hlelo usekhomba iwashi lakhe ngyacabanga sekuphele iskhathi. B4 ngbuyele phansi agbingelele nakuwe mthandi ka Facebook Sawbona sesphoxwe yiso iskhathi ebesingekho ngabe ngyazibingelela nami.

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Quote of de day
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Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi didnt just wake up and become the best players ,they trained for a long time .so if your wife is so good in bed , my brother i have bad news for u

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Happiness keeps you Sweet!!
Trials keeps you Strong!!
Sorrows keeps you Human!!
Failure keeps you Humble!!
Success keeps you Glowing!!
But only,
Faith keeps you Going.~~~~~
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Sometimes you are unsatisfied with your life,
while many people in this world are dreaming of living your life..
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A child on a farm sees a plane fly overhead dreams of flying. But, A pilot on the plane sees the farmhouse dreams of returning home.
That’s life!!
Enjoy yours…
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If wealth is the secret to happiness,
then the rich should be dancing on the streets.But only poor kids do that.
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If power ensures security, then VIPs should walk unguarded.
But those who live simply, sleep soundly.
If beauty and fame bring ideal relationships then celebrities should have the best marriages.
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Live simply.
Walk humbly.
and love genuinely..!
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Above all these : love and have Faith in God for He is the owner of everything.
True or false? ?????

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Arthur Ashe, The Legendary Wimbledon Player was dying of AIDS …..which he got due to Infected Blood he received during a Heart Surgery in 1983!
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He received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed: “Why did God have to select you for such a bad disease??”
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To this; Arthur Ashe replied: >>>>>>>>>>
50 Million children started playing Tennis,
5 Million learnt to play Tennis,
500 000 learnt Professional Tennis,
50 Thousand came to Circuit,
5 Thousand reached Grandslam,
50 reached Wimbledon,
4 reached the Semifinals,
2 reached the Finals and
when I was holding the cup in my hand,
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I never asked God “Why Me?”
So now that I’m in pain how can I ask God “Why Me?”

In life, things work out for our own good, but sometimes they do not. When things are bad we tend to ignore all the good things God has done for us and we focus on the one unfortunate even that we facing. Lets always count our blessings, the situation could have been worse for us, but God has been with us from the day of birth!

Enjoy your day and stay blessed. We love you all.

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Prophecies for 2018
If any of these prophecies does not come to pass before the end of the year, then I am not a man of God.

1. There shall be 28 days in the month of February.
2. Any car with an empty tank shall be immobile.
3. If you don’t have any money in your account, you won’t be able to withdraw.
4. Tell any candidate that misses their exams that they won’t have any result.
5. Every woman delivered of just a baby shall have either a boy or a girl.
6. If you don’t subscribe you won’t be able to watch your cable TV.
7. The volume of your urine shall be a function of your water intake.
8. The moment you eat this year, your hunger shall disappear.
9. A new president shall be sworn in in the US.
10. Nollywood shall produce hundreds of meaningless movies this year.
11. There shall be different reactions/responses to these prophetic declarations.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I repeat, if these prophecies do not come to pass, then I am not a man of God!

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*When you were born, your mother spent
hours giving birth to you; you thanked her by
crying every night in the middle of her sleep

*When you were 4; your mother bought you
ice- cream; you thanked her by dropping it
all over the floor

*When you were 6; your mother used to
drive you to school; you thanked her by
closing the car door and not even
looking back

*When you were 10; your mother paid for
music lessons; you thanked her for not even
bothering to practice

*When you were 12; your mother paid for
summer camp; you thanked her by not even
writing one single letter

*When you were 13; your mother took you
and your freinds to the movies; you thanked
her by asking her to sit on a different row

*When you were 15; your mother was
waiting for an important phone call; you
thanked her by being on the phone all day

*When you were 17; your mother cried on
your graduation day; you thanked her by
partying out with your freinds all night; and
not even phoning her to tell her that you are
okay

*When you were 18; your mother carried all
your bags and stuff to your college campus;
you thanked her by telling her to go away as
you was embarrassed in front of your friends

*When you were 20; you got married and
your mother cried of happiness on your
wedding; you thanked her by moving half way
across the country & not bothering to keep in
touch

*When you were 30; your mother was old
and asked you to take care of her you
thanked her by telling her that shes annoying
and old people should stop being such a
pressure on their children

*Then suddenly one day; your mother quitely
died; and everthing that you didn’t do came
rushing back and hit you like a crash of
thunder on your heart

Cherish and respect your mother while you
have the chance…
You will come to Cry when she is Gone. Others were not lucky enough to spend many years with their mothers.

Remember: we only have one mom.

Kindly press LIKE & write,”I LOVE U MOM” if
you are proud of her

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Chaple choti Ho to pero me nahi aati
wife moti Ho jaye to baho me nahi aati

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The shit you here about me might be true..
but then again it could be as fake as the bitch who told you

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January babies shud dat each other poverty one side

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God is going to open more doors me when
God close another door will open the other one.

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