U call me with a private number and you expect me to speak first?..
We will do the breathing competition until your airtime is finished
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Stop bragging about your curves ladies
MOTOROLA 113 had curves too,
but where is it now
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Treat your Bae right and God will bless you
with another one, can i get some
AMEN
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*Dr:आपका लड़का पागल कैसे हो गया?*🤷🏻♂
*man:पहले जनरल बोगी में सफर करता था*✋🏻😔
*dr:तो?*🙄
*man:लोग बोलते थे “थोड़ा खिसको-थोड़ा खिसको”तभी खिसक गया
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ਘਰਵਾਲੀ ਆਪਣੇ ਘਰਵਾਲੇ ਨੂੰ ਫੋਨ ਕਰਦੀ ਹੈ !
ਘਰਵਾਲੀ : ਕੀ ਕਰ ਰਹੇ ਹੋ ?
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ਘਰਵਾਲਾ : ਦਫਤਰ ਵਿਚ ਆ ..?
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ਬਹੁਤ ਬਿਜੀ ਆ… :/
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ਤੂੰ ਕੀ ਕਰਦੀ ਪਈ ਆ ?.
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ਘਰਵਾਲੀ : KFC ਵਿਚ ਬੱਚੇਆ ਨਾਲ ਤੁਹਾਡੇ ਪਿਛੇ
ਬੈਠੀ ਆ ..
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ਤੇ ਬੱਚੇ ਪੁੱਛ ਰਹੇ ਆ ..
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ਕਿ ਬਾਪੂ ਨਾਲ
ਕਿਹੜੀ ਭੂਆ ਬੈਠੀ ਆ
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ਘਰ ਦੀ ਬਣੀ ਦੇਸੀ ਘਿਉ ਦੀ ਮਿਠਾਈ ਤੇ
ਪਰੌਠੇ ਲੈਕੇ…
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ਜਦੋ…..?
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ਮਾ – ਬਾਪ …ਕਾਲਜ ’ਚ ਪੜਦੇ ਆਪਣੇ ਪੁੱਤਰ ਨੂੰ
ਮਿਲਣ ਗਏ…
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ਤਾਂ ਉਹਨਾਂ ਨੂੰ
ਸਾਦੇ ਕੱਪੜਿਆ ’ ਚ ਦੇਖ ਕੇ…
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ਇੱਕ ਕੁੜੀ ਨੇ ਪੁੱਛਿਆ ” who r they ?”
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ਲੜਕੇ ਨੇ ਕਿਹਾ … They r d servants from my village..
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ਮਾ – ਬਾਪ …ਦੀਆ ਅੱਖਾਂ’ ਚ ਖੁਸ਼ੀ ਦੇ ਹੁੰਝੂ
ਆ ਗਏ..
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ਕਿ ਸਾਡਾ ਪੁੱਤਰ
ਅੰਗਰੇਜੀ ਬੋਲਣ ਲੱਗ ਗਿਆ
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A black child is not scared of going back to school…
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He is afraid of bathing everyday
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शादी शुदा पुरुषों और स्त्रियों को कुछ अंग्रेजी की पंक्तियों को ट्रान्स्लेट करना था
उसमे से एक थी…
“I love you too”
स्त्रियोंने इसका अनुवाद किया
“मैं भी तुमसे प्यार करती हूँ ”
और
पुरुषों ने इसका अनुवाद किया…
“मैं तुमसे भी प्यार करता हूँ”
#Men will be Men
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अगर कोई lady आपकी बात 15 मिनिट में मान जाती हैं, तो वो आपकी माँ है। 👵
अगर 25 मिनिट में मानती है, तो वो बहन है।👩🏻
अगर 30 मिनिट, तो वो आपकी बेटी है।👧🏻
लेकिन अगर वह आपके
बार बार बोलने पर भी कुछ न समझे, तो वो …🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
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तो वो बहरी है।😵
हर बात में बीवी को बीच में लाना जरूरी है क्या
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टीचर – पप्पू बताओ लड़किया दुपट्टा क्यों डालती हैं|
पप्पू – विज्ञान की वजह से|
टीचर – वो कैसे ?
पप्पू – विज्ञान के अनुसार,
खाने पीने की चीजे ढककर रखनी चाहिए|
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Great timeless Sentences:
1. Shakespeare :
“Never Play With The Feelings Of
Others Because You May Win The
Game But The Risk Is That You Will
Surely Lose The Person For A Life
Time”.
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2. Napoleon :
“The world suffers a lot. Not
because of the
violence of bad people, But
because of the silence of good
people!”
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3. Einstein :
“I am thankful to all those who
said NO to me It’s because of
them I did it myself..!!”
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4. Abraham Lincoln :
“If friendship is your weakest
point then you are the strongest
person in the world”.
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5. Shakespeare :
“Laughing Faces Do Not Mean
That There Is Absence Of Sorrow!
But It Means That They Have The
Ability To
Deal With It”.
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6. William Arthur :
“Opportunities Are Like Sunrises,
If You Wait Too Long You Can Miss
Them”.
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7. Hitler :
“When You Are In The Light,
Everything Follows You,
But When You Enter Into The Dark,
Even Your Own Shadow Doesn’t
Follow You.”
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8. Shakespeare :
“Coin Always Makes Sound But
The Currency Notes Are Always
Silent.
So When Your Value Increases
Keep Yourself Calm and Silent”
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9. Night Nurse :
“It Is Very Easy To Defeat
Someone,
But It Is Very Hard To Win
Someone”
Which one is the best? Comment with number only
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God will make a way for you,..
Yes YOU the one reading this,
He will get you that job
He will heal that sickness
He will promote you
He will lift you up He will expand your business
He will defeat your enemies
He will create the opportunity
and seal the deal God will make that way
Glory to God !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!! *If you believe it,
click LIKE and
comment “AMEN”
and SHARE
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UMkhize noMaDlamini bashadile balele
uMaDlamini aphuphe aze aphumisele athi ”Vuka! Vuka! Vuka! Indoda yami isiyabuya isendleleni.” uMkhize avuke aphume ngewindi uma esephandle ubuye umqondo ukuth ukwakhe…
Ubani oCheatayo phakathi kwalaba bobabili?
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These are some proverbs in African Nations.
1. The anger of a penis doesn’t destroy the vagina.
(Zimbabwe)
2. There’s no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
3. A child can play with it’s mother’s breasts but not with
the father’s testicles. (Ghana)
4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer
who grows corns by the road side have the same problem.
(Ghana)
5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never
tell her to close them, because you do not know her
source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried
Hausa perfume.(Nigeria)
7. The only woman who knows where her man is every
night is a widow. [Togo]
8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
9. If you go to sleep with an itching anus, you are sure to
wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day
you will know there is a better way of resolving issues
without using violence.(Kenya)
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*Ibambe kuhle*
Boy – l luv u girl
Gal- awula girlfriend yini
Boy -ngilaye kodwa ngifuna wena
Gal- akwenzi ngabe ubungela nkazana
Boy- wena wake wahamba ukuyathenga impahla unqunu
Gal- Fainted
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Angry wife: “I should have married the devil,he would make a better husband than you.”
Hubby:”they would have arrested you!!marriage between relatives is illegal in this country. “😂😂😂😂 DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME
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