आज घर में फिर से दूध ख़त्म हो गया था तो मैं पड़ोसन के पास दूध मांगने गया था
दरवाजा खटखटाया तो भैया निकले
और सबसे पहले यही बोले ,
तुम्हारी भाभी घर पे नहीं है
बोलो क्या चाहिए ?
मैंने उदास होते हुए बोला के ,
दूध लेने आया था पर अब भाभी नहीं है तो रहने दो .
बताओ मैंने कुछ गलत बोला क्या
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एक बार कुछ बदमाश लड़कों ने College के
नोटिस बोर्ड पर लिख दिया-
” 50 % लडकियाँ बेवकूफ होती हैं ..”
लड़कियों ने ये देखा तो उन्हें बहुत बुरा लगा
उन्होंने college में हंगामा खड़ा कर दिया ..!!
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कॉलेज प्रबंधन ने तुरंत उस नोटिस को निकलवाया
और उसकी जगह नया नोटिस लगवाया –
“50 % लडकियाँ बेवकूफ नहीं होती हैं “..
तब जा के लडकियों का गुस्सा शांत हुआ ..
अगर आप ने समझ लिया तो लाइक करने मे देरी क्युँ..
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तीन दिन से ठन्डे पानी से नहा रहा हूँ…
लेकिन बिकाऊ मीडिया ये नहीं दिखाएगी आपको।
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ਔਰਤ – ਡਾਕਟਰ ਸਾਹਿਬ ਇਹਨਾਂ ਦੀ ਬਿਮਾਰੀ ਠੀਕ ਕਰੋ
ਇਹ ਰਾਤ ਨੂੰ ਜ਼ੋਰ ਜ਼ੋਰ ਨਾਲ ਮੇਰਾ ਨਾਮ ਪੁਕਾਰਦੇ ਹਨ
ਡਾਕਟਰ – ਤੁਸੀਂ ਤਾਂ ਬਹੁਤ ਕਿਸਮਤ ਵਾਲੇ ਹੋ
ਔਰਤ – ਨਹੀਂ , ਕੱਲ ਇਹਨਾਂ ਦੀ ਪਤਨੀ ਪੇਕੇ
ਤੋਂ ਵਾਪਿਸ ਆਉਣ ਵਾਲੀ ਆ
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मैडम class का group photo बच्चों को दिखाकर बोली- जब तुम
बड़े हो जाओगे तो इस photo को देखकर कहोगे.,
ये रहा raju जो अमेरिका चला गया.,
ये रहा ravi जो London चला गया.,
और ये रहा नन्दू जो यहीं का यही रह गया..
ये बात सुनकर नन्दू बोला – और ये रही हमारी मैडम जिनका देहांत हो गया.
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ਮੇਰੀ ਕੋਈ ਗਰਲਫ੍ਰੈਂਡ ਬਣ ਜਾਵੇ
ਏਦਾਂ ਹੋ ਨਹੀਂ ਸਕਦਾ
ਤੇ ਮੇਰਾ ਦੋਸਤ ਕੋਈ ਗਰਲਫ੍ਰੈਂਡ ਬਣਾ ਲਵੇ
ਏਦਾਂ ਮੈਂ ਕਦੇ ਹੋਣ ਨਹੀਂ ਦੇਣਾ
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साइंस की क्लास में,
टीचर – क्लास में सो रहे हो क्या?
😳😡😳😡
राजू – नही टीचर..
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गुरुत्वाकर्षन से सर नीचे गिर रहा है ..!
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Joburg police arrested a bloke printing fake notes. Rands, Dollars & Naira. And guess what? The Zim Bond Note
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In Japan a 17yr old is a doctor
In Brasil a 17yr old is a footballer
In India a 17yr old is a shop owner
In China a 17yr old is an engineer
In Iraq a 17yr old is a Soldier
In USA a 17yr old is a celebrity
In Israel a 17 yr old is a priest
In Zimbabwe a 35yr old is a
whatsapp group admin.
South Africa 17 yr old will be a mother of 3
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But what happened to gals of these days?!!!!!A girl once called me and said come over, nobody is home, I went there rushing and truly nobody was home, not even her.
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A man went to Church on Sunday
and gave testimony that he was
infected with Cholera and God had
healed him.
When he had
finished, he tried to give the mic
to the 2nd man but the 2ND Man
refused to take it:
2ND MAN- I have no testimony.
Give it to Pastor.
PASTOR- I’m not in charge of
testimonies so give it to the
Senior Pastor.
SENIOR PASTOR- Brother in Christ,
the mic is yours. It’s a gift from
the Church. You may take it
home.
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ANSWER it if you are genius..!
A man and his wife have three sons,and every of the sons has
a sister.
How many are there in the family ?
A. 8
B. 10
C. 6
D. 12
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Music reaches a point where it is called old school.
Cars of the old are termed Vintages clothing lines reach a point where they are said to be out of Fashion. Technologies of the old they say it’s now obsolete.
Even food has a Best Before date, it expires. All things come to a point that they are considered to be useless and outdated. But I’m happy that there is a Man called JESUS who does not change with time, nor does He become obsolete.
The same Jesus who was preached by Paul is the same Jesus we preach today The GOD whom Abraham served is the same GOD whom we serve today.
Our GOD doesn’t change; He is the same, yesterday, today and forever. (Heb 13:8). WE HAVE A GREAT & AWESOME GOD WHO IS NOT CHANGED BY THE TIMES BUT HE IS THE ONE WHO CHANGES THE TIMES
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A Mafia godfather, accompanied by his lawyer- Selibona Nya,
walks into a room to meet with his Ex-
accountant.
The godfather asks the accountant, “Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?”
The accountant does not answer. The godfather asks again, “Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?”
Nyaa interrupts, “Sir, the man is a deaf mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret fo you.”
The godfather says, “Well ask him where my damn money is!”
Nyaa, using sign language, asks the accountant where the 3
million dollars is.
The accountant signs back, “I don’t know what you are talking about.”
Nyaa interprets to the godfather, “He doesn’t know what you are talking about.”
The godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, puts it to the table of the accountant, cocks the trigger and says, “Ask him again where my damn money is!” Nyaa sings the message to the accountant. The accountant signs back, “OK! OK! OK!, the money is hidden in a brown suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!”
The godfather says, “Well, what did he say?”
Nyaa interprets to the godfather, “He says, Go to hell, you don’t have the guts to pull the
trigger.”
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WOMAN: My Husband is not interested in sex
DOCTOR: Okay, Give these pills to him.
Everyday,put one pill in his tea.
The woman did and they had sex which she really enjoyed.
Next day she thought to herself “It can only get better”
and puts two pills in his tea and they enjoyed more sex.
On the third day, she emptied the whole bottle in his tea.
Two days later doctor called to know the progress.
Their son answered, “My ass is very sore,
Mommy is in coma at the moment,
Aunty is in hospital, the maid is suing dad for rape and
daddy is still running naked in the garden, shouting Bingo! Bingo!!Bingo!!!
Even the dogs are running for their lives.”
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Being a family means you are a part of something very wonderful.
It means you will love & be loved for the rest of your life.
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