Good morning Whatap App people
They say everyday is a new possible adventure
So what are your plans for today ?
Loading views...
Sub Categories
सिर्फ पिच्छलग्गु बनके विरोध करने वालो एक बार पद्मावत देख के तो आओ …
राजपूती आन बान शान को कैसे खूबसूरती से दिखाया है इसमें
Loading views...
आज मौसी का छोरा आ रया था … माँ नै जांदी हाण उस्तै सौ रपइए दिए प्यार के …
मन्नै बाहर लिक्ड़दे ई हेर लिआ … ओ कुत्ते गाजरपाक खुआ कै जा ,
हे प्रभू मेरे इस गुनाह को माफ करना वो भी मेरी गैल ऐसे इ करता है जी
Loading views...
You can teach math science history philosophy
but you can’t teach common sense.
Loading views...
Absence sharpens love, but presence strengthens it.
Loading views...
Love is like the Sun it shines bright
and warms your heart.
Loading views...
Accept what you cant change,
and change what you cant accept.
Loading views...
The best way to tell a girl you love her is to sit beside her,
hold her, rest her head on your heartbeat, and stay quiet.
Loading views...
Boy: “You Look Like My Wife”
Girl (Surprisingly): “Oh Really Hows Nice, What Is Your Wife’s Name?”
Boy: “I Am Not Yet Married“
Loading views...
William Sexfear’s One Good Way To Reduce Alcohol Consumption
Before Marriage – Drink Whenever You Are Sad
After Marriage – Drink Whenever You Are Happy
Must Read William Sexfears Jokes
Loading views...
The difference between CAN and CANNOT are only three letters. Three letter that determine your life direction.
Loading views...
You know what’s so hard to find,
someone you can actually trust.
Loading views...
Funny Definitions:
Laziness? – Asking Lift For Morning Walk.
Craziness? – Get Blank Paper Xerox.
Honesty? – Pregnant Women Taking 2 Tickets.
Dehydration? – Cow Giving Milk Powder.
Fashion? – Lungi With A Zip.
Hope? – A 99 Year Old Women Purchasing A Life Time SIM Card.
Loading views...
What Is The Best Punishment For A Girl?
Give Her New Clothes, Matching Jewellry And Nice Cosmetics
And Then Lock Her In A Room Without A Mirror.
What Is The Best Punishment For A Boy?
Give Him A Mobile With A Lot Of Girl’s Phone Numbers,
And Unlimited Credit & Put Him In A Place Where There’s No Network.
Loading views...
Some Girls Will Give You Their Numbers
Just To Increase The Rate Of Missed Calls.
SO GUYS DON’T FEEL SO SPECIAL!!!
Loading views...
Her: bbe im wet
Me : do u need a tissue
Her: im so wet i need something round and big
Me: eh you need the whole roll of tissue
Loading views...