Rich and His girlfriend went to London for holidays. The following night his girlfriend screamed “igundwane,igundwane weee!!!!”🐁🐁🐁
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So they decided to inform room service but they both don’t know the English word for “igundwane”🐁
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Rich: Hello room service😞
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Room service: Hello sir how can I help you?😯
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Rich: Mmmmm do you know Tom and Jerry😐
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Room service: Of course yes, I know them😕
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Rich: Jerry is here!
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Girls who did Abortion😐
When u shave🔪
Did u know you’re cleaning the cemetery?
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Jack Mabaso would be powerless
if he takes off his left hand glove
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Ronnie : “mommy am i ugly?”
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Mom : ” Ronnie i told you not to call me mom in front of people”
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Village girl:Can I have an ice cream
Cashier :Which flavor?
Village girl:Sugar flavor
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Real men don’t play temple and run in their phones,,, they just go to the zoo, open the lion’s cage, slap the lion and starts running.
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Scary moment is when u fell a sleep in a couch but when u wake up u wake up in bed… But u live alone…
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Lyf is such amazing sm tyms As soon as people
reach in a bad situation they start calling on god
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Son: Dad, Dad!
Dad: Oh, what happened to you?
Son: Sister’s boyfriend has a gun!
Son: where? And why did you know?
Son: I heard because sister was arguing inside the room of sister.
Dad: oh then?
My child: he might shoot sister. Because sister said ” don’t hit it inside. Just outside, please.
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” so many likes the dp of other women because, cleavage is shown. Try your cleavage too, I’m sure more likes. It’s always because it’s cleavage.”
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“Yung sahod ko, parang mens lang.
Tatlong araw lang tinatagal kada buwan.”
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I think Vendas were out of country. ….
when Jesus said”let there be light”
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Girl : Dad can l go to my friend’s place to do homework please?
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Dad :Fustek, your mom used to say the same thing to her mom when she’s coming to me.
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I’m that kinda supportive boyfriend, when she’s on her periods.
…we both wear pads…. and Always.
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Behind Every Good Looking Niqqer;
Is A Bitch Who’ll Beat You Up For Him!!!
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It will take de jealous woman 2 days to know every secretive things about de husband
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